coalman

It's not being injured. It's inducing a month of tactical rest to stay fresh for the run in. Don't want those intensity levels dropping and it's a luxury of having such a large squad.

I think Hull are in for trouble this weekend. Our crack team of sports analysts will have done their homework and identified their weakness against teams playing 3 centre backs and keeping possession around their own box. Meanwhile our elite sports physiology department will have been working overtime to ensure the team is properly rested for the match. The players themselves will have prepared as usual by posting how hard they're training on Instagram. Obviously with Hull's injury problems nobody will have come up with a plan to stop Beryl the tea lady cutting in from the wing. Leading to our defence backing off and her unleashing an unstoppable daisy cutter toe punt from 12 yards. But even then we should have too much for Hull during the ten minutes we choose to play. Tonda has also had a week to prepare this week's excuse for not showing up in the second half. If it keeps happening to you after you bemoan it in your post match then it only can be bad luck.

At least we're going to dominate the majority of games we play...

Or cut their wages in half because they don't show up for the second half.

Our late purple patch will result in extended contracts for Tonda plus the usual suspects. I can also see the wheels falling off completely as Tonda loses the dressing room when he tries to address our absenteeism in 2nd halves for the next couple of months.

I hope someone has taken Peretz's passport away from him. Last thing we need is him getting straight back on the plane.

Manning is going to be so fresh when he comes back from Dubai that it'll be like having a new signing.

If Sport Republic are good at one thing it's the ability to continue doing something that's not working. I wouldn't worry.

Obviously, Fellows is playing on the right of a back 3 with Jelert at RB. That way he'll have even further to run.

Since when did any Sport Republic employee "find the best decision for the club"?

I want the team to play with some intensity instead of being passive and playing at walking pace. A formation change won't matter if we aren't able to compete.

Totally. Same goes for most promising players we bring on in any position. We don't have an environment where they can flourish.

It was more a dig at Sport Republic who are adept at signings players who aren't going to make the first team. Plus the fatalism that even if they do replace Baz and McCarthy that we may wind up in a worse spot.