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Shocking dive from Brooks.

Brooks doesn't have Rothwell to work with so he'll have to disrupt our attacks on his own tonight. And, oh look, there's Rishi.

COYR! A very un-Saintsian atmosphere. Let's fucking have this.

It's ok we've got Brooks. No, wait.

I will be honest. I wasn't entirely sober at the time.

Adam A has stitches in his cheek. WTF?

Given Adams is out, Stewart can't start and Mara is... not sure what else we could do. Sad to see Brooks starting

Especially if they sold flares instead of crisps behind the bar.

Can't we have GOAT instead?

Gotta go for the win. Play our best team. Take players off if they get tired. Playing with an eye on penalties is a mug's game.

West Brom are no slouches. No point thinking too much about Leeds unless we walk the walk tonight.

Rumour has it Leeds already won the playoff final. Never mind that, let's turn up against West Brom.

Or Che banjos one wide of the corner flag when clean through

I'm sure Sunak will be there which can only create a hostile atmosphere.

That's a horrific tackle. Red card with VAR

The key word is "jump"

No Manning's land nearly gets us in trouble again

I see we're saving ourselves for the final

Moyes is great until he is successful. As soon as he starts buying flair players his teams fall to pieces. I have this on good authority from my West Ham supporting mate.

This is where Mara shows why we bought him. You heard it here first.

Surely it was "nuts"?

I got a kitten a week ago. Already she's caused Lando Norris to win his first F1 race. Saints winning the playoffs seems well within her capablities.

Manning was lucky not to be off for a second yellow there.

Another great ball in. Adams absent.