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Because he's not a £100m player (yet). Given his age, potential and how well he did in one season in the premier league £50m seems about right.

... meets Ginsters

That is a majestic piece of athleticism. Positively balletic.

I don't think Lavia will stay but I don't see him going to Liverpool to warm their bench (given the amount they've spent on midfielders this summer). Arsenal seems more likely and him and Rice in the same midfield might give City pause for thought. He came to use for first team football so I don't see him leaving us unless that's going to be the case. And, obviously, I'm still living in a deluded dreamland where he stays with us for one more season. My head says Arsenal though.

I don't get the negativity. We have one last chance to make the record for largest defeat ours alone and a team in Liverpool who want to end in style. This has all the makings of a classic.

We're really setting out our stall to end the season on 24 points

Let's not overlook McCarthy failing to save that

We all know how this ends after 20 minutes of Saints pressure

This will be the game where they remember how to turn up then. Great escape ahoy.

Is this one a "must win 6 pointer"?

Saints to win. If only to prolong the pain before it's mathematically impossible to stay up.

It was a save but he could have palmed it sideways. By pushing it back onto the penalty spot he's offering whoever is stood there a free shot while he's on the ground.

Selles kept making suicidal substitutions until he'd finally removed any threat we had.

Someone needs to explain to Bazunu you don't palm it out onto the penalty spot.

And this is why we're getting relegated.

So very Saintsy.

And somehow Elyounoussi stays on.

We need more of this shithousery every week.

What sorcery is this? We NEVER score from corners.

Please for the love of God - take off Armstrong and Elyounnousi and put on Sully and Tall Paul.

Arsenal might lose their shit here with Bazunu's timewasting. Which in turn might be our best chance

If that's not a penalty - Odegaard should get a yellow

Fuck me. Alcaraz looks pissed off.

I'm not happy with Selles right now but that's going a bit far.

Next logical change would be to replace Lavia with Diallo.