St. Ciervo

Exactly right. Each of our keepers looked like swiss cheese over the past 2 years (or more). Yet, Forster goes on to start in Tottenham and look decent. Bazunu came through Man City and is Ireland's keeper so there is clearly talent there. The goalies aren't the problem... We would be tragically stupid to get rid of him so early. He will go on to be a world-class keeper. Let's see what he can do with an organized team in front of him. Edit: I do not extend this lifeline to McCarthy. You could fit an entire train between his legs or off the near post. The man wears cement cleats.

That game requires the ability to analyze data. I am certain Selles would fail.

I wasnt sure about the new manager appointment. But after watching this shit show, I am just beyond excited for anything new. Sack Selles at half.

I haven't seen enough from Larios to call him "dogshit." I would like to see him given another opportunity. He has too good of a pedigree by coming through Man City and being a young Spanish international. Unless I missed something...

Paradoxically, AMN would only need to see his name on the scoresheet to be dropped.

We offered another contract and he rejected us? Is that rock bottom?

I'm sorry... The more I believe, the worse we play. I know I am not alone in witnessing this phenomenon.

This is the lack of hope we need to keep going if we ever have a chance to win this. Deep down, we all know Ely is coming on to start the half.

I am not falling for it this time. I will not get my hopes up...

I would take a potted fern in a sport coat at this point.

He will probably fail forward like our entire office staff...

Perhaps... But you still root for this team, so you get nothing, sir.

Badger called this lineup days ago. I thought it was funny when he said it. Now I just find it sad.

The question is... How are they doing in practice, right?

This is an acceptable appointment for me. While inexperienced, he has shown great success on the quidditch pitch, and he has brought back teams from worse circumstances.

That can be said about any combo we have. At least they have shown some sort of life. What do you propose? More Ely?

"Proven" is somehow a luxury we do not have... The gamble I would gladly take based off of recent performances would be Sulle, Alcaraz, and Paul over Ely, Mara, and Stu. I am fine with keeping Walcott on the pitch to work with Paul until Che returns.

Your final sentence answers your first. The reason there is hate for Selles is his timid selections. He continues to start players with "off the ball" talents such as Elyounoussi over players that attack. We have the best dead ball taker in the world, but we wont drive directly forcing penalties. I'd rather watch 3 more 0-9 beatdowns this year and have us attack with some balls rather than another 0-1 loss with our only threat coming in the final moments when we finally played attack-minded players.

Surely if Nathan Jones can get a shot managing, we can hire this poster for next season. You have my full support.

Fingers crossed for not clear and obvious...

This aged well. Maybe its a sign that we are no longer the slump breaker?

Surely playing on the road requires slowing the game down, quieting the crowd?

I thought the league was going to crack down on the teams surrounding the ref. ManU seems to feel entitled to have a go on every call, 50/50 or not.

We found Nathan!

Thank goodness Jones is gone or this would be considered a disadvantage...