Farmer Saint

So, trying to work this out. Are we: A) Happy with Russell Martin (happy clapper apologists) B) Not happy with Russell Martin (cry-baby snowflakes) C) Ambivalent about Russell Martin (not proper Saints fans) D) All of the above I think he seems like a decent appointment (if it happens). We aren't going to get anyone who's that good (ie Prem calibre), that ship has sailed. I don't know about anyone else, and I would like to see exactly who leaves in the Summer, but we could have a very exciting young team to bed in at Championship level. I'm looking forward to it.

Selles is a good looking Nathan Jones. We're fucking shit.

Should have asked Ivan Toney before the game what the score was gonna be.

As has been said many times, we just don't create enough, and haven't for years. Most of our goals come from "worldies" or mistakes.

We're going to get battered.

He does offer far more than goals though (thank God) - compare his average contribution to any other striker we've had since Ings and he's off the charts better.

I like Adams. Underrated. Lots of strikers miss chances. Issue is we create so little it seems like it's all down to him that we lose. It's not, it's our lack of creativity (and has been for years).

I've only had mine a week. I'll exchange it for a new flail mower though, if anyone has one.

Players need pelters for this. There is only so much that Managers can be blamed for. Even with basic tactics we should be better than this. Its not that they don't know what they're doing, they're just incapable of doing it.

Well, I think today he has proved he's worth a try in my eyes. Congrats Ruben, you are now classed as a certified Selles.

If he'd have just said "The Twat", he may have been referring to the Austrian twat, and not the Welsh one. It's being used in a way to identify the person being insulted, not as part of the insult. It's not xenophobic, and it's not racist.

If he'd have just said "The Twat", he may have been referring to the Austrian twat, and not the Welsh one. It's being used in a way to identify the person being insulted, not as part of the insult. It's not xenophobic, and it's not racist.

The way Selles talked was like a normal manager - it's only because we're predisposed to that Welsh fucknugget that we recognise it as something out of the ordinary.

My 10 year old daughter has decided to support Brighton. I asked her why and she said "Well, you don't seem too happy supporting Saints." She's fucking perceptive, that girl.

Semmens is like this bloke from Big Train, especially when it comes to fans at the Fans Forums...

Javi Gracia? AVB?

Well, this is a turn-up for the books. Would have been a good choice I feel personally - no one else that's available (and attainable) has a particularly better CV, or would likely come in on a short contract. Surely it'd be easy enough to put in a break clause at the end of the season. Unfortunately, Ankersen seems like he has the arrogance, but real lack of intellect needed to do his role. Some people just seem to like the smell of their own farts...