Scudamore

You want your doors welding shut like the General Lee?

I was skint because i was spending all my pay on booze and rent...as one should when in their early 20's...thus i was growing quite a beer gut...so no... Another trick at the time was to buy Boots meal deals and then eventually get one free with the Boots points... I have other top tips but that's enough for now...

Teeth coating and grotty...although i did used to live off them out of the drinks machine at work when particularly poor...

Don't knock it till you've tried it... Their burgers are f::cking massive... And rather tasty...i had the avocado and bacon burger... Burgers how burgers should be... http://www.gbkinfo.com/index.php

I heart radiation

And 3000 minutes per month That's the fast route to a brain tumour right there...

Did you make a complaint to the BBC about Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross by any chance?

Maybe they're attempting to avoid a potentially embarassing situation where we raise bugger all for some of our "stars"? We don't exactly have the big name draw players like we have had in previous seasons...i can't imagine people scrambling to spend big money on a poppy shirt with Lloyd James' name on it...no offence to the lad of course as i quite like him... Just a theory btw...not an excuse to have a pop at me...

And David Healey always looks good for Northern Ireland...he's still garbage at Premier League level... As already pointed out there really is no issue here. He was no better than the players we had at the time and would most likely struggle to get in our team if we were still a mid table Premier League team... But of course we're not, and that's in the past so ultimately i really couldn't care less...

Something to do with Inigo Idiakez i believe...

Jealous?

Mmmmhmmm sister...

So true. Although i did go round a mates house the other day and he mentioned shutting lid as it let out bad energy...which surprised me as i go out of my way to not hang around with hippies or people with hippy tendencies... F::cking hippies...

Nostradamus said lots of things...

Obama insists on being called the Guv'nor too...

Redknapp, though it looks like he's been on a bonfire already.

I paid £4.95 for a bottle of 500ml Budvar in a Gourmet Burger Kitchen in London at the weekend... Robbing bastards...

How much does one of those things cost? I'm winding up for a rant about wasted tax payers money, etc here...

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Do you want someone to start ranting at you as to the importance of this? Because i can't be bothered personally...but i can get someone who can if you want?

Guy Fawkes

Brilliant.

Yeah guys. Leave him alone...he's off not having sex with his fiance at the moment...

I'm looking forward to an angry and yet utterly lame response to this...

Keep on thread. Is it gay if you like having fishy fingers?