Scudamore

Well if we all did that then nerds like you wouldn't have a job now would you?

We're hardly in a position to be talking about stay away fans at the moment are we really?

I shall look into this nerdery later i think... Why all the sounds as well? Start up / shut down / wrong button pressed? Shut the hell up! I've already sorted that one mind...

Excrement...thank you...

If i could disable the pop up bubbles (preferably with a pick axe to the spine) then i would be happy...

Of course...he fits right in with the guys...see how relaxed they all look?

I'm not sorry

He was in Heat magazine having lunch with the Beckhams and Tom Cruise last week...

Nothing says "i'm sorry i p:ssed through your letterbox" like flowers...

My parents dog used to eat fish fingers when he was a puppy...one for him...one for me... That will be the dog we got after all the laughing about about the other one being run over subsided...

I had the a computer at home with no internet connection and thus none of that rubbish...consequently it ran absolutely fine...my work one on the other hands is a pain in the t:ts...i blame the updates... They're even annoying when you turn them off...

Why don't they just f::ck off? I hate them... That is all...

They're toying with the idea of wearing Pompey shirts...would that do?

I've had some of the worst hangovers of my life thanks to German beers however...

If the cap fits...wear it

Retrospective humour...i also joke about not walking behind the car when my dad's reversing out the driveway...this is not because i think he actually wants to run me over...my mum on the other hand...

He would never have fitted down the toilet...we had to bury him...

16. LL Cool J - Mama Said Knock You Out I thank you and good night...

It was a West Highland Terrier...not K-9...of course he died... Got a right bead on digging the hole...

my dad reversed over our dog in his car...still raises a smile...

Not entirely sure what your problem is...but i suggest you don't sit anywhere near me if that's your attitude... Retreading the ground of 4 years ago doesn't get us anywhere...oh and my support of Saints is unwaving and entirely welcome by anyone with half a braincell...

I took issue with him doing it here because it was always the same... The main thing is to mix the play up...he never took a quick one when there were players out of position...thus enabling the opposition players a chance to sort themselves out... Can't speak for anyone else but that is where my frustration with the long throw came from...that and the fact that they usually came to nothing of course!

My highlight was going for dinner in London and watching my mates order up two bottles of Rioja with their meal...then getting the bill for £48 a bottle...

Breaking news huh?

No...the yolk give it the texture Although maybe making up a seperate batch for the yolk... Then making up some kind of spicy scotch egg could work i'd suggest...