Scudamore

It makes perfect sense really...they have such similar backgrounds...McGoldrick being from St Ann's in Nottingham i believe...and Rupert also grew up on a council estate...bet they sit around in Rupert's palatial home in smoking jackets and cravats drinking Courvoisier and smoking cigars whilst discussing how funny it is that some fans haven't caught on to their ruse... They then put on some grime music and give it some bbbrrrrappp! I imagine anyways...

But how can that be? Some on here have led me to believe that he's in the dressing room before every game? I'm so confused... Does this mean that people on here lied to me? Or some people are just full of sh:t?

Mate of mine had a good one...he would wipe his finger on his arse so it smelt and then say "does this pint smell funny to you" and hold it out for you to smell with the finger near the top of the glass... Mercifully he never got me with it...but is funny when it's someone else...

I just hope the joke is not susceptible to chinese whispers... He doesn't like the chinese (too yellow or something) so wouldn't get to hear it...

The joke belongs in a playground in the 80's... Along with the one about the Englishman, the Scotsman and the Irishman...

Velcro? Which reminds me of quite a racist joke (from when i was young and didn't know any better) something about jumping on the bed... No...i forget...

People with big faces just don't look right when they slim down...

Did he have the "flavas" even back then?

Yep...and they'd chill on the Sunday...mind you after a heart bypass i should hope so too...

He locked that because of my joke about Jilly, Hatch and his sausage... I am very sorry for it. I didn't realise it would cause such a hoo-ha...

Not even on a Thursday, Friday or Saturday?

You wouldn't let him do a heart bypass for you then?

She'll be able to put the milk from your mewbs in there as well soon...

http://www.nme.com/news/craig-david/40675

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/barackobama/3271895/White-supremacists-plotted-to-assassinate-Barack-Obama-in-top-hats-and-tails.html

It's like saying Ponty likes cars...

*sigh*

I do quite like Hobbycraft...

Nobody ever said anything about giving up on beer...good god don't ever do that... Drinking beer is what seperates us from the animals...and homosexuals...

Only at the weekends...

My mum proudly showed me her handmade christmas cards the other day...i've yet to feel the compulsion to make some myself...

Nothing untoward going on here...move along please...move along...

Well here speaks the voice of experience of being a skinny c::nt... Then being a skinny c::nt with a beer gut and mewbs...which ain't a good look... Now i drink green tea and eat things like salads and fish in an effort to not be a skinny c::nt with mewbs... Is that what you want? Cos that's what'll 'appen...