Scudamore

Keith Wiseman once said "muahahaha" He was laughing along as Rupert Lowe revealed yet another devilishly evil masterplan on his nobo wipeboard...

the actress takes it every which way so i hear...filthy mare...

I was genuinely p:ssed about that...

I gave up letting this effect me after the Andrew Davies deal i think...

I'm sure i remember reading when Johnson was at Birmingham something about him being record goalscorer for their youth team. So it wasn't that surprising...

Oh i forgot Josep Guardeacon...

1) Joey Deacon 2) Jo Deacon 3) Joe Deacon 4) Joseph Deacon 5) Juhr Deacon (for the northerners amongst us) Oh and the word is trawling...

loosen up ffs

He's made some pretty sh:t career choices... And get this...a mate of mine saw him in a pub a few years back and said he was sh:tfaced...could barely stand up. I thought it was quite funny at the time...however the way some of the holier than thou types around here go on i'm sure they'd have him down as a raging alcoholic within month of joining...

20 minutes of a friendly would suggest probably not ready for this yet

Suspect he'll play from reading that... Would like to see Skacel in that role though...don't think it will ever happen however...

He did coin the expression bouncebackability though...for this he should be commended...

Bet you don't get your poll... Now get that Joey Deacon one up...

Spazzer or spacker are acceptable substitutions for Joey

Joey Deacon dear... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Deacon What school did you go to where you've never called someone a Joey?

Stayed in the other week and decided to have a couple of bottles of cider for a change... The Henney's was alright...but Kopperberg was f::cking grim...i've eaten sugar that wasn't that sweet...

Sometimes less is more...

The White Album? Dubious...

Well it's decided then...Joey Deacon avatar it is...

That is what i say... And if you want anything other than basic text...it'll want to be designed in a vector format... Much like the innerweb eveyman and his dog thinks he can get rich designing tshirts these days... Check out this screen printing machine...buy it then i can pop round and screen tshirts of me doing the queen up the arse...

If you want to sell tshirts i think you probably want to speak to a screen printer... Which once again is not that difficult...

Please tell me you are aware of this...

Easy enough...

I'd expect us to win...and it was a good result the other night... So we'll probably lose... 2-1