Scudamore

Christ that is painful.

Nothing

Mate of mine called to say someone on the radio did us no favours... I assumed it was Mark Fry... I do wish Crouch would just shut the **** up as the self appointed voice of Southampton FC... He knows what he has to do if he wants to become the mouthpiece for Saints...and it involves putting up and shutting up...

Yeah i wouldn't bark instructions too hard...looks like that jaw is held on with sticky tape and playdoh...

I'm pretty sure yesterday will have sucked all motivation out of the goons... The celebrations for staying up on the last day of the season were something else... Working your arse off to make sure the team doesn't incur a ten point next season when you are seriously looking to jump ship at the end of the season...can't see it somehow... I like to see the best in people in general...footballers on the other hand are in the main greedy, moronic and out for number one...

I'll have a go. Although i can think of several routes i'd like to go down...oh the choice!

Ooh er missus...

£20,000 on a boundary dispute? Are you mental?

Might sort out that stroke she's had...

You'd give her the shocker? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shocker

Never has one man done so much for England...

Fine by me. Any suggestions? Matt Le Tissier's Birthday perhaps?

How's about celebrating with fireworks, carnivals and the like instead of just boozing it up? Australia Day and Independence Day should be our points of reference for patriotism as opposed to the Guinness marketing genius...

Yes...that is not an invitation for you to beat me up again though! Still watch me get absolutely annihilated here: http://hairy-nutsack.mybrute.com/tf/4982516

Owned!? I think i made a very good account of myself considering you have a yeti working as your hired goon!

Well that information has certainly enriched my life...

Hmmm...my hairy nutsack took a bit of a beating... http://hairy-nutsack.mybrute.com

Haha! I emailed the playatsms one and got a nice swift response. And Marian's number to boot... Squad number not phone number i hasten to add... stevegrant is not Marian Pahars pimp as far as i am aware...

Well of course there is. If he wants to be an utter **** about it (and since this is Stanley he almost certainly does) then he could just plant a row of Leylandii on the other side of the fence after he's put it up. Hopefully the dispute would escalate into some form of violence. And well worth it it would be too...

Stanley loves a chubbeh between his cheeks...

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Sweet

I'd come on that...

Have them in what way?