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Pretty sure I saw West Ham fans saying that Moyes used to play Downes as a No 10 in a 4-2-3-1 formation, which is pretty amusing. Struggle to imagine him being a natural fit there

Probably a bit of a difference between potential money laundering and fraud* dressed up as crypto trading or an overseas casino and drinking unhealthy fizzy drinks on your afternoon out, no? *in this specific instance who knows, but across the industry as a whole it's a huge issue especially with these white label firms who go into football sponsorship

11 minutes of Martin and Downes here, talking about his move, last season, next season, the new kits - and doing some quickfire questions:

For anyone interested: Saints store staff have said that they will be selling the women's team version of both shirts (Starling Bank sponsor) in men's sizes, they're just awaiting stock photos before they can upload for purchase on the online store. So there is a possibility to purchase without the awful Rollbit sponsor logo

Couple more shots...

You have to tune into the next live stream activation for that one

Official.

Away is nice on first glance?

RedTube

You just know a room of high up bods at Puma and Saints cooked this idea up and thought it would be great, and all the poor fuckers underneath them tried to stop it and explain that it's going to be sh!te. Alas, here we are watching a stream of people drinking free booze on the terribly buggy app, with no idea what's happening or when it's happening

You can only book 'em together, mate - no solo appearances

This is going to be the next generation's Ted Bates Statue reveal moment... 'Ta da...! Wait, why aren't you clapping and cheering?!'

Oh...

Could see him back at Crystal Palace if/when Glasner goes, their chairman seems to like sentimental appointments too Also think he could get a good gig abroad, if he was open to living overseas. I reckon the US national team will try and see if he's interested

Yeah, that's right, I remember his name coming up then. Also just read on a Palace site that he was offered a new contract about six weeks ago and there's been no movement on it. They didn't let him out on loan last season because they told him they wanted him to stay and be part of their PL squad - but then only put him on eight times, so I'm guessing that's a large reason why

The Saints app is now saying that tonight's Puma event will be available to live stream - starting at 7pm...

Medical passed, apparently