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"Klopp's kids". Fuck, the fucking, fuck off.

Apart from the save from Lumley 1 minute earlier?

Everton points deduction has been reduced to 6 points. Premier League clearly shat themselves that Everton might genuinely have been at risk of the drop.

Genuine question, does anyone really expect Klopp to leave at the end of the season? I'm relatively certain he'll do a full U-turn and stay, whatever happens for the rest of this season. It's all mind-games and drama. It's going to be a sickening, media wank-fest on a level unparalleled when he announces he's staying because he has unfinished business (if they don't win the league this season) / the fans are too special for him to leave.

Looks like their fans are setting off all their flares today. Clearly not expecting to be able to use them against the quadruple slayers. UTFS.

Thanks for the update Glasgow.

Oh well, onwards and upwards. This game has been a bit of an unnecessary distraction for the past few weeks but now time for the team to take inspiration from Nathan Jones heroics and break the hearts of a team chasing a quadruple (assuming they beat Chelsea tomorrow). This time, it'll be Klopp that cries. UTS. Score prediction 1-3. Sulemana to turn on the style with a brace. Cherry on the top with a Downes wonderstrike.

The atmosphere sounds electric at the game in ITV 1.

Bang. You're dead.

Is this on sky red button? If so, how is it access via the SkyGo app? Sure someone told me how last time we were on it as wasn't in a logical place...

Was well outside the box but a definite foul/ yellow card offence.

Bollocks.

We'll be the first club to play with the new LGBTQQIP2SAA ball. Trailblazers. https://www.southamptonfc.com/en/news/article/efl-and-puma-launch-footballs-first-ever-rainbow-ball

Random bump, but this turned out to be quite true I think.

Got a feeling we're not going to get anything from this today.

Read in to this what you will, but the teams with 'City' in their name are only winning in two of the Championship games so far this evening.

So are we if you crop out the 23 teams below us.

Yeah, but Sheffield Wednesday aren't playing on Wednesday so it's probably nothing.

He might be senile, but this is excellent trolling from his official account (appreciate he probably knows nothing about this tweet).

Leverkusen beating Bayern in a top of the table clash. Tella started and has an assist.

He can freely express his hate for Pompey here. They simply wouldn't get it in Turin.

Didn't Shankley die about 20 years before we moved to St Mary's?

Nigeria v South Africa just gone to penalties in the AFCON semi final. Aribo on the pitch, assume he's in with a chance of taking one.

Does that mean 1 in 1000 women have a penis? Is the opposite true for men with vaginas? Genuine question. I don't know the official stats.