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Great knock but well and truly swung in India's favour now I reckon now Root's out too.

Suddenly feeling very edgy again 😐

You'd think so. Cracking partnership between Brook and Root just when we needed it. Bit of luck with Siraj carrying the ball over the boundary earlier. Couldn't happen to a more likeable player.

Exactly. I'm very much a part-time, armchair cricket fan and this is by far the most I've been gripped by a test series in years. My wife is thrilled about that as we enter the 25th day of it.

Don't think I didn't see your post on Insta after you posted this.

Looks like he's been taken hostage.

MLG has asked me to tell you that Wrexham have nothing to do with Netflix.

They've just edited it and made me look like a right mug.

According to Saints Instagram, we're winning 1-0...is that correct?

I won't believe it until sadoldgit breaks the news in a couple of years time.

Henry signs for tubgirl.

Tricky double header v Wolfsburg.

What a guy!

Classic Alpine

Abi Clancy would disagree.

Really? In the above clip Chloe Kelly looks like the female clone of Peter Crouch.

Jolly good engagement farming though.

Why would any top female football player turn down the chance to win the (women's) Champions League with a club like, say, Arsenal to instead sit on the bench (if that) of a men's team with the stature of somewhere like Romsey Town FC?

More power in the women's game than the men's these days. #itscomehomeagain

Good work ladies! World cup next!

You need an element of swagger/arrogance about you to be a top player. As for having a chauffeur driven car? Why not? If I could get someone to drive me home after a long day of work, I'd happily do it (in fact, I'm surprised more players don't have their own driver). Even better if it meant I could get away from work colleagues quicker.

Match day 3. 3 wins and I'll get caught speeding on the way home from Ipswich.

I'll confess, I haven't read your article but I always thought Veho was a pretty sexy looking sponsor (albeit, probably not particularly profitable for Saints).

Clearly all terrified of facing Saints next season.

It was hot in our kitchen after cooking dinner yesterday. After dinner I went to get a chocolate hobnob out of the cupboard only to find much of the chocolate had largely melted, so put them in the fridge. Had forgotten about them until just now. A lot of them are now stuck together like super glue, which means I have no option but to eat double/triple layer hobnobs. Appreciate I could just eat >1 hobnob at a time whenever I want, but this felt different. It was wonderful.