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I've made Ross Stewart triple captain. Up the Saints.

I don't know what to say about this. Boost blows Double Deckers and Lion bars out the water. Have you read the thread at all? They also come in 2 finger and single fat (chunky) finger form. Your joke is flawed. Fuck the Ripple. Twirl. Specifically Orange Twirl is where it's at. Tis the season of those Malteaser reindeer things. Small and extortionate for what they are, but quite lovely. That's it folks, my 3 Kit Kat posts for today are used up. I'll be back with some more thought provoking content tomorrow.

Ever had a Kit Kat with a joke on the back? Thought not.

Seeing as we've got various other threads for the big issues in the world like Trump, Russia and Pompey, it seems mad that this topic has never particularly been discussed on here before. I have a few issues with Kit Kats, having just eaten my first one in about a decade. 1) Why do traditional Kit Kats only come in 2- or 4-finger form, when the average person has 5 fingers per hand? Surely there's a market for a 5? 2) Why do they even bother with 'traditional' Kit Kats since the, clearly superior, chunky has been invented? 3) I never, and I mean never, hear of people having a solid chocolate Kit Kat these days. Back in the day that be the talk of the town for days. I'm sure the manufacturers would call it progress. I call it bullshit. 4) They're not wrapped in silver foil these days. What a load of utter woke nonsense. 5) Penguins are better. More of an edgy observation than a point about Kit Kats, but needed to be said.

I don't particularly use 'X' but the odd occasion I do look at it, I noticed Elon is increasingly fascinated by UK politics*. Seems keen to create unrest, despite the fact that he clearly has little idea about life over here. Can see the UK relationship with the US getting very rocky in the coming months/years. Also, he seems like a right dislikeable weirdo. * I should note, this is even more concerning as I'm fairly sure I don't even follow him, but his posts are always amongst the top of my feed so clearly trying to use his position to push his views on people.

The Southampton Way.

Are there any that have openly declared a love (or hatred?) of Saints and are therefore not allowed to referee our games? Any particular ones in the past? I have a vague recollection that Paul Durkin from a few years back was decent but was from the area so didn't officiate us, though may have dreamt that.

Exactly. If I was at work and a client/colleague/customer was in my face f-ing and blinding at me because they didn't agree with a decision I'd made, I wouldn't care how stressful the situation /project is but I would, naturally, think they were a bell end. I wouldn't necessarily say it back to them in a work setting, but I would certainly talk about it at home, behind closed doors, and it would naturally effect my opinion of them going forwards. If Klopp - or other managers/players -doesn't want people to think he's a cunt, he shouldn't act like one. Must be horrid having Klopp's massive arrogant teeth right up in your face. It's weird, though not overly surprising, that scousers think this is some massive conspiracy against them winning the league. I should add, I don't know any thing about Coote. He does come across a bit weird (presumably high?) in the video though. Whoever his aquintance filming is seems like the bigger twat to me. Bloody hell, I'm siding with the referees. The end is nigh...

Pep wasn't lying when he said he learnt a lot from us...4 losses in a row since.

Didn't watch. How brave were we?

The colours are nothing to do left v right. They obviously relate to which side of the Saints v Pompey rivalry they side with. Sunak was just a rebel.

Just been named MoM by Sky. He's had 3 touches since being on.

It's time to bring Marek Saganowski out of retirement.

Same number of wins as Saints this season. They'll probably still sneak the play-offs though.

Did you make the right decision in the end?

Geez, get a room.

"The road to Wembley ends here, Liverpool" Fighting talk. I like it.

Everton? As in the team we beat in the previous round, away from home?

Over 80% possession so far 🥳

Sorry folks, my fault. Had a cheeky look to see what other teams were left in the competition when we were 2 up. Should have known better.

It was fucking funny though.

Just after an opinion... I had a roofer come to my house yesterday. After initially quoting me £750 for some work to my roof he told me they'd found a few other issues up there and suggested some additional work... totalling £1500. After some thought, but telling him I didn't just have that kind of cash lying around, I decided to bite the bullet and just get the work done, as it know it was needed (I should add that I had previously had a similar quote from a couple of others who then messed me around / didn't turn up). I've since transferred some money from savings to make the payment, but because of the account it's in, it takes up to 2 working days to transfer. Since yesterday when then work was finished, I have already had a couple of calls from him, passive aggressively telling me that he expected the money same day. I fully appreciate that he has his own needs to meet, but in such situations I would usually expect to receive an invoice and request for payment within, say, 7 days? Am I being unreasonable bellend? Is he being unreasonable? He has incredibly generously told me he can wait til Monday, but I'm not convinced the money from my savings will have been transferred since then so just wondering where I stand when he no doubt turns up on my doorstep demanding it.

Sorry folks, slight mis-calculation today.

The Southampton equation: OS = AoT + 2 Where: OS is opposition score AoT is Added on Time

Could we soon be allowed to drink booze in view of a football pitch at Mary's? Probably not. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cdd4vp1r3myo