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Needed a wee whilst out and about in Cornwall last week. Public toilets were 50p to use. Bit miffed, but I stumped up the cash as I was desperate and once in there made sure I got my money's worth by squeezing out an unnecessary poo.

Or send a voice note to Points of View.

Deadly serious. They've been talking about the altitude on the news.

Actually insane what an advantage Mexico will have tonight, and this truly puts it in to perspective.

Agreed to an extent. Though I also didn't expect Macclesfield to beat the FA Cup holders last season, but they did. Doesn't mean I think they should expand the Premier League to 100 teams to accommodate them. Also, I've been to Macclesfield. They probably do have a pot to piss in but generally I think the locals prefer to do it up the walls of their local Londis.

Conspiracy theory time. Infantino is absolutely desperate for the USA to do well at the world cup to appease his mate, Trump. Obviously dodgy refereeing decisions in USA games will be under a lot of scrutiny. So the next best thing to do is try and ensure the other best teams in their half of the draw get knocked out. Happened with Germany already. Did their best to ensure France went out last night. Suspect Spain will be up against the ref tonight too. USA probably have enough to beat Belgium, so reckon they'll scrape through that.

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38c at the France game, and another stadium with no shade. So glad I'm too poor to go to this world cup.

Amended it for you. See, it's even weirder when you remove the dog poo from the situation.

Humble brag much?

Why can't England fans just appreciate that we have Djed Spence and Jordan Henderson?

My 1 year old just woke up crying. Thought I'd take the opportunity to see how many goals the Argies had won by just as the equaliser went flying in. What a goal!

I'm not staying up to watch, no. Be nice if Cape Verde won, but almost certainly won't happen. If it was Argentina v a top team (e.g. top 20 in the world) I'd have been more inclined to watch as a neutral.

Cracking first conversion by the Aussies.

In fact, I'd put good money on him missing a penalty in the shootout.

Mo Salah simply isn't very good at football any more, is he?

We all excited for the Swift-Kelce wedding today? Stuff dreams are made of.

Gunna be chaos if we win now. Game apparently brought forward to 7pm on Sunday due to forecast thunderstorms. Great result for the fans in England.

Sorry, should have been clearer. I was specifically looking at the games Mexico had played at the Azteca.

I'm not saying England will win, but having seen a few people saying what an unfair advantage it is thought I'd do some research. They're not exactly world beaters against semi-decent opposition. Before this world cup in their last dozen or so games that they've played at the Azteca they've drawn with Belgium, Portugal, USA, Canada, Honduras. Admittedly they have beaten Iceland, Costa Rica, Honduras and Jamaica which is incredible form.

A disgrace? Geez, it's called home advantage. Should no world cups be allowed in hot countries too for that reason? Or cold countries? Or countries that play a different genre of music over the PA system? All seems highly unfair. Also worth pointing out that not every Mexican player is used to living at altitude (I assume). And after this game they wouldn't play any more games in Mexico anyway.

Wayne Rooney's excellent analysis on of the goal. "He's done so much there, it's impossible to explain. He touches it and then bang, he scores". Fantastic insight.

Enchilada gunna be many opportunities to score against Mexico. Need to take our chances. Guacamole.

It's ok. Gordon plays for Barca now, so is probably confident he can score a cheeky panenka.

This team has got something special about them. Really got a strong feeling we're going to win the world cup!