Stripey McStripe Shirt

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

If it was any other team, it'd be funny.

It's good to be confident. All hail trousers.

I blame trousers for everything. Complacent cock.

What on earth is happening...

Didn't think there could be a more annoying chant than "U-S-A, U-S-A" etc. But I think (to the same 'tune') "De-Cham-Beau, De-Cham-Beau" edges it.

Make that 4! 😁

Bryson always comes across as a bit of a cock. Even his stupid name annoys me for some reason.

In honour of our manager I've Still got the same name I've always had.

Shit manager. World class actor. https://youtu.be/lKjLWk--7hE?si=ujP7d9i1xyZhsLAs

Let's hope he does the bare minimum and extends the hilarity a few weeks longer.

MK Dons fans tried to warn Swansea. Swansea fans tried to warn us. We tried to warn Rangers. Who's next? (Please, please, pleeeeeease be Pompey).

All being a bit harsh here. If Shea Charles wasn't where he was for his goal, Downs would have been a shoe in for a shot off target.

Yeah, but what's your opinion on Will Smallbone?

Wasn't that funny.

Phew, ad break finished just before the end of YNWA. Was concerned we'd miss it.

Aggregate score of 28-2 over our last 8 visits to Anfield apparently. I'm banking on a 0-3 away win.

On the bright side, it's pretty funny that Pompey couldn't score against, let alone beat, this pile of shite last week.

GOOOOOOOAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GTFI!

I wish people would stop responding to this thread. I keep getting worried that he's been sacked. His tenure up there has been by far the best thing about this season so far.

We beat Wrexham. And drew with Pompey.

Well, we didn't lose I guess...

"It's full of sailors boys and mingers in the street, I pray that Pompey finish lower than 18th" One of the great lyrics of our time.

As if I needed a reason to dislike Portsmouth more, I've just found out Jacob 'Mega-Twat' Murphy's twin plays for them.