Stripey McStripe Shirt

Any food that is described as "smashed".

Sounds like a big number, but spread across the hundreds of group games at this tournament, most stadiums will appear largely full on TV probably. No doubt FIFA will begrudgingly give away 1000s for free too to bulk out this shittest games.

It's one keeper we need to play.

We're not short of goalkeeping options now. We're long of them. Lol.

What an excellent Foreign Secretary he was.

Hosts get favourable officiating at the best of times. This year will be taken to another level.

There are a few things I'd like to see at this world cup. England winning being one of them, obviously. But beyond that, I just hope the Americans are embarrassed in every way. Empty stadiums. Worldwide ridicule and rejection of Americanised bollocks like individual player entries and half time shows. And an utterly shit performance of their national team on the pitch - hopefully being knocked out by Iran. Not doubt that won't be allowed to happen and the USA will somehow 'fluke' their way to at least the semis. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yz3zdp3jqo

The sumo wrestling world cup 2026. Clue is in the thread title.

Homage to Trump?

Random bold prediction time. Japan will reach the final. Mark my words.

The programme is about questions and gauging opinions from politicians and (in theory) a representative sample of the general public. Don't think that be would be as catchy though.

Did you watch it?

Good start to the window. Now sign that Hayden Hackney bloke and send him on loan to Hull.

What if he signs for Boro instead? 😭

Peru has gone very 4,000 native varieties of potato. True story. Eat some mash.

At least we're not you At least we're not yoooooou We are Southampton At least we're not you (Probably best for Pompey/Boro...)

Did you read it above? Edit: never mind, I can't read properly.

Wayne Bridge made it cool.

"It reveals how he discovered Southampton had been accused of spying while he was still on a train coming back from Middlesbrough". If the spying happened within 72hours of the game, why did he bother traveling back. Surely it would have made more sense for him to stay until after the game.

The phallic nature of the clock anchor is particularly amusing. I have it on good authority that the lead designer is actually from Dorchester (probably).

Do we have the best/latest hand dryers in the toilets? Can we clean the seats so they look more red, less pink? Can we increase the variety of flavours of fruit shoots in the family stand? Must have plain backs on the home shirt! What capacity should we extend the stadium to? When will the train station open outside?

House of Games is on iPlayer though.

Maybe we should just do what Weymouth have done and create a load of shit new badges/logos to help with the apparently confused visual identity of the club. https://uptheterras.co.uk/a-new-visual-identity-built-with-purpose/ I say with jest. I like our badge and don't want it to change.

Just send him a link for a Teams meeting.

Rupert Lowe? Rupert? No.