Stripey McStripe Shirt

Bang. You're dead.

Is this on sky red button? If so, how is it access via the SkyGo app? Sure someone told me how last time we were on it as wasn't in a logical place...

Was well outside the box but a definite foul/ yellow card offence.

Bollocks.

We'll be the first club to play with the new LGBTQQIP2SAA ball. Trailblazers. https://www.southamptonfc.com/en/news/article/efl-and-puma-launch-footballs-first-ever-rainbow-ball

Random bump, but this turned out to be quite true I think.

Got a feeling we're not going to get anything from this today.

Read in to this what you will, but the teams with 'City' in their name are only winning in two of the Championship games so far this evening.

So are we if you crop out the 23 teams below us.

Yeah, but Sheffield Wednesday aren't playing on Wednesday so it's probably nothing.

He might be senile, but this is excellent trolling from his official account (appreciate he probably knows nothing about this tweet).

Leverkusen beating Bayern in a top of the table clash. Tella started and has an assist.

He can freely express his hate for Pompey here. They simply wouldn't get it in Turin.

Didn't Shankley die about 20 years before we moved to St Mary's?

Nigeria v South Africa just gone to penalties in the AFCON semi final. Aribo on the pitch, assume he's in with a chance of taking one.

Does that mean 1 in 1000 women have a penis? Is the opposite true for men with vaginas? Genuine question. I don't know the official stats.

Agreed. Though if (BIG IF) it does come down to that and if (EVEN BIGGER IF) we won, it would probably be one of the best days of our Saints supporting lives.

Great post.

No. But Ipswich were a couple of months ago though (FWIW I think it's ridiculous to suggest the table won't change between now and the end of the season. Helluva long way to go yet.

That's a bit disrespectful. He is a professional footballer.

Banana skin. 3-1 Rotherham. Complacency.

Pompey clinging on to top spot is the football equivalent of Rishi clinging on to the keys of 10 Downing Street. It's only matter of time before we get to enjoy the play offs again.

Personally, I'm disappointed, but think we can live without him. Have really high expectations for his career, despite not setting the Championship alight so far this season.

Shit hand dryers with a weedy blow.