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He might be senile, but this is excellent trolling from his official account (appreciate he probably knows nothing about this tweet).

Leverkusen beating Bayern in a top of the table clash. Tella started and has an assist.

He can freely express his hate for Pompey here. They simply wouldn't get it in Turin.

Didn't Shankley die about 20 years before we moved to St Mary's?

Nigeria v South Africa just gone to penalties in the AFCON semi final. Aribo on the pitch, assume he's in with a chance of taking one.

Does that mean 1 in 1000 women have a penis? Is the opposite true for men with vaginas? Genuine question. I don't know the official stats.

Agreed. Though if (BIG IF) it does come down to that and if (EVEN BIGGER IF) we won, it would probably be one of the best days of our Saints supporting lives.

Great post.

No. But Ipswich were a couple of months ago though (FWIW I think it's ridiculous to suggest the table won't change between now and the end of the season. Helluva long way to go yet.

That's a bit disrespectful. He is a professional footballer.

Banana skin. 3-1 Rotherham. Complacency.

Pompey clinging on to top spot is the football equivalent of Rishi clinging on to the keys of 10 Downing Street. It's only matter of time before we get to enjoy the play offs again.

Personally, I'm disappointed, but think we can live without him. Have really high expectations for his career, despite not setting the Championship alight so far this season.

Shit hand dryers with a weedy blow.

Being a bell end must be infectious...

Feel like I'm on the Krypton Factor.

Petition to get Gerard Houllier to win the poll on this page? https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68106589

Oi, did I give you permission to post photos of my house?!

Yes, got to admit I love it. Even Claudia Winkleman isn't that annoying. I'm sad enough that I have also watched the Australian series too which is brilliant (I also watched about 5 mins of the US one...the less said about that, the better).

Perhaps, but whilst I fully understand correlation is not causation, I bet there is a higher rate of ADHD in kids that drink Red Bull for breakfast than those who eat porridge and a banana. Just an observation. Not trying to be an internet expert or be controversial.

Oh sod it, it's League Cup semi-final, 2nd leg night Let's just reminisce a bit...

Thr point about diet must surely have something to do with it. I work down the road from a school (and not far from a McDonalds). Before school, during lunch and after school I find it staggering how many of them are drinking energy drinks / eating junk / vaping. Why do children need so much sugar/caffeine in their life?

Didn't we win a trophy for finishing 2nd in League One? I treasure that memory of Kelvin/Fonte lifting it dearly.

What about Magnus Carlson at chess? Or those kids who are good at playing on an XBox?

It's windy outside. Raining a bit too. Presume we'd all rather it was summer now?