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Banana skin. 3-1 Rotherham. Complacency.

Pompey clinging on to top spot is the football equivalent of Rishi clinging on to the keys of 10 Downing Street. It's only matter of time before we get to enjoy the play offs again.

Personally, I'm disappointed, but think we can live without him. Have really high expectations for his career, despite not setting the Championship alight so far this season.

Shit hand dryers with a weedy blow.

Being a bell end must be infectious...

Feel like I'm on the Krypton Factor.

Petition to get Gerard Houllier to win the poll on this page? https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68106589

Oi, did I give you permission to post photos of my house?!

Yes, got to admit I love it. Even Claudia Winkleman isn't that annoying. I'm sad enough that I have also watched the Australian series too which is brilliant (I also watched about 5 mins of the US one...the less said about that, the better).

Perhaps, but whilst I fully understand correlation is not causation, I bet there is a higher rate of ADHD in kids that drink Red Bull for breakfast than those who eat porridge and a banana. Just an observation. Not trying to be an internet expert or be controversial.

Oh sod it, it's League Cup semi-final, 2nd leg night Let's just reminisce a bit...

Thr point about diet must surely have something to do with it. I work down the road from a school (and not far from a McDonalds). Before school, during lunch and after school I find it staggering how many of them are drinking energy drinks / eating junk / vaping. Why do children need so much sugar/caffeine in their life?

Didn't we win a trophy for finishing 2nd in League One? I treasure that memory of Kelvin/Fonte lifting it dearly.

What about Magnus Carlson at chess? Or those kids who are good at playing on an XBox?

It's windy outside. Raining a bit too. Presume we'd all rather it was summer now?

They'll be 4th if the teams below them win their game(s) in hand. FWIW, I think this part of the season is just going to be a blip for them and they'll still comfortably go up automatically.

Anyone got the league table from the start of the unbeaten run?

Heart-warmingly shit slow news days. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-67902966

Yes. You're alone, as the earliest we could play in the world club championship would be 2027 (I think). You've been MLG'd (I think).

Their fans were delighted to go out of the cup so that it didn't hamper their promotion push.

Looks like Stephens.

Or both sides. Maybe to save the faff of playing twice the winner of the first half can have the FA Cup and the winner of the second half have promotion.

It's a bank holiday in Scotland today. Bastards.

Partly that and partly THB took a knock about 30 seconds before (probably should have stayed down) and think Baz was reluctant to play the easy pass to him. Cock up, but he'll learn from it.

Only bought him a keyring this year. Seemed underwhelmed.