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That Palmer goal was definitely a foul on Manning and clearly a turning point in the game. Another 3 points lost due to referee incompetence. An obvious agenda against Saints.

Am I massively out of touch with the squad? Who on earth is O'Brien-Whitmarsh?

This has all the hallmarks of a game we will probably win. 3-1 Saints. Stephens, Bree and Armstrong to score, after Lavia scores the opener.

Don't be so disrespectful. It's obvious it's referring to our Jesus, Alexander Ostlund.

And bravery.

Everton away. Would be great if we could inflict their last ever League Cup, FA Cup and Premier League defeats at Goodison Park given it's been such a bogey ground for us over the years.

I think he already knows.

For fuck sake, isn't Bravery enough for you?

I have zero doubt that Downes will get sent off tonight. Also confident this is the night Martin gets sacked.

Got a feeling we're going to come back and win this. 🫠

This aged well. https://x.com/moore_johnny/status/1861822234882388464?t=mXF9CXABMN5ntZBWGgGg3Q&s=09

Fans are furious on Twitter with talk of match being abandoned now. Tinpot even by their standards. Well worthy of a points deduction IMO.

Power surge related to their new mega fan zone? https://x.com/pn_neil_allen/status/1861830989212791107?t=76vRQ1fC9agcsJbr8_pbHw&s=19

We are either the same person or I'm married to your wife. There's a possibility that we're different people, with different wives, and have just had a similar conversation but that seems unlikely.

Bursting run by Downes, finished by a great backwards pass to the linesman who was unmarked.

Playing Pompey today at 2pm. Might be a more enjoyable watch than the men's game...

Russ really is an incredible mentor to Pep.

Just had a KitKat Chunky Duo. Excellent to have double the bar, but why aren't they conjoined similar to the regular (shit, little) KitKats?

I've got a sneaky feeling there'll be an all out European war before the end of the year at the rate things have gone in the past few days. Here's hoping I'm wrong.

I've made Ross Stewart triple captain. Up the Saints.

I don't know what to say about this. Boost blows Double Deckers and Lion bars out the water. Have you read the thread at all? They also come in 2 finger and single fat (chunky) finger form. Your joke is flawed. Fuck the Ripple. Twirl. Specifically Orange Twirl is where it's at. Tis the season of those Malteaser reindeer things. Small and extortionate for what they are, but quite lovely. That's it folks, my 3 Kit Kat posts for today are used up. I'll be back with some more thought provoking content tomorrow.

Ever had a Kit Kat with a joke on the back? Thought not.

Seeing as we've got various other threads for the big issues in the world like Trump, Russia and Pompey, it seems mad that this topic has never particularly been discussed on here before. I have a few issues with Kit Kats, having just eaten my first one in about a decade. 1) Why do traditional Kit Kats only come in 2- or 4-finger form, when the average person has 5 fingers per hand? Surely there's a market for a 5? 2) Why do they even bother with 'traditional' Kit Kats since the, clearly superior, chunky has been invented? 3) I never, and I mean never, hear of people having a solid chocolate Kit Kat these days. Back in the day that be the talk of the town for days. I'm sure the manufacturers would call it progress. I call it bullshit. 4) They're not wrapped in silver foil these days. What a load of utter woke nonsense. 5) Penguins are better. More of an edgy observation than a point about Kit Kats, but needed to be said.