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Let's hope he does the bare minimum and extends the hilarity a few weeks longer.

MK Dons fans tried to warn Swansea. Swansea fans tried to warn us. We tried to warn Rangers. Who's next? (Please, please, pleeeeeease be Pompey).

All being a bit harsh here. If Shea Charles wasn't where he was for his goal, Downs would have been a shoe in for a shot off target.

Yeah, but what's your opinion on Will Smallbone?

Wasn't that funny.

Phew, ad break finished just before the end of YNWA. Was concerned we'd miss it.

Aggregate score of 28-2 over our last 8 visits to Anfield apparently. I'm banking on a 0-3 away win.

On the bright side, it's pretty funny that Pompey couldn't score against, let alone beat, this pile of shite last week.

GOOOOOOOAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GTFI!

I wish people would stop responding to this thread. I keep getting worried that he's been sacked. His tenure up there has been by far the best thing about this season so far.

We beat Wrexham. And drew with Pompey.

Well, we didn't lose I guess...

"It's full of sailors boys and mingers in the street, I pray that Pompey finish lower than 18th" One of the great lyrics of our time.

As if I needed a reason to dislike Portsmouth more, I've just found out Jacob 'Mega-Twat' Murphy's twin plays for them.

I keep seeing Netflix advertising that I can play it on Netflix. I'm too old to understand what that means.

Apparently the scummer had pissed all over it before sending it back. TCWTB thanked him for cleaning it.

Neil Allen really aiming for a Pulitzer Prize with his article on this. https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/portsmouth-fc-westwood-wig-southampton-5311269

Agreed. Never quite got the same limelight as the likes of Lambert, Lallana, Fonte, or even Guly, but arguably one of the most important players during that era.

Any consolation my wife has booked in lunch with the in-laws. Naturally I've said I'm not going. As a family of Mancunians, I'm not sure they really get it though...

Dean Hammond for the proper captain's bollocking he gave the ref and lino before Billy Sharp's goal was allowed. Nearly chopped his own hand off he was slamming it so hard.

Just took a look at the Pompey Chimes forum to see what they're saying about the fixture. Was suspiciously quiet on there, and on the rest of the forum. Assume it's something to do with the pop-up that comes up asking "are you human?" which has thrown a lot of them off.

Isn't that basically what we already have?

Presidents Putin and Xi apparently overheard talking about it today. Probably not an accident that the conversation was overheard given the choreography around everything people in their positions do. Personally, my completely non-scientific opinion, is that it will never be possible*. But more to the point, I'm not sure why anyone would want to be immortal. Not like it'd be long enough to see Saints ever win anything. * Disclaimer, about 20 years ago I also thought it'd never be possible to pause live TV so what do I know.

Haven't seen the incident but sounds pretty bad. Glad they both got the care needed and were taken to hospital and seemingly recovering. Not entirely sure why the game needed to be abandoned for it though, rather than a lengthy stoppage instead.