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Downes booked for a straightforward tackle.

No Recaro seats. Amateurish.

They have the brightest scoreboard I've ever seen. Yep, the game really is that interesting.

To be fair, this is one of the few instances when Russball might work. One up against lower league opposition...pass/bore them to death for 30 mins and fluke a second goal a few minutes before the end to leave the impression it was comfortable.

Do you get your breaking news from Sadoldgit?

To be fair the commentator keeps getting them mixed up for some reason too.

Doesn't sound at all simple when you put it like that.

McCarthy subbed off at half time (he Northampton one...)

Does anyone know if this is available on the SkyGo app? I know it's on Sky Sports + (effectively the red button on sky) but not sure where those channels are on the app.

Or 2-1 if there was some Championship level finishing, and some Championship level goal keeping, combined with a bit of first day of the season rustiness and a screamer.

"Ooh they're tired"*. *Niche mid-2000s SWF debate throwback.

You sure that's not a toilet brush?

Celtic 2/11 to win the league after one game. Sounds like a thrilling league.

Don't worry, we don't hate you that much.

Predicting a 4-0 loss now.

What a bloody idiot.

One of the most globally anticipated games in Saints history. I hope we give all the complete weirdos from Arizona/Utah etc. who'll be waking up at some silly hour to watch Wrexham, a thoroughly boring 1-0 loss.

I've just Googled it. There is a poster by that name... 😐

Looks like JWP. He'd probably be wearing this season's kit too, not that one.

Now all that's all on the record, do me, do me.

I'm cool. I'm sexy. I'm strong. I'm highly intelligent. I'm popular. I'm rich. I'm kind. I'm honest. I am ITK. I am the messiah.

Depends if anyone made pancakes.

Apparently one of the contestants asked for it not to be broadcast, so as a compromise the BBC decided to just edit her out. No idea which contestant, but would be funny if it's the overall winner.

Is anyone else outraged by it?

Great knock but well and truly swung in India's favour now I reckon now Root's out too.