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Just seen Sunderland's kit on MoTD. Arguably the worst red and white striped effort I've seen in a long time.

Because they sold their soul?

Petrol stations generally take £100 don't they? It's usually back pretty swiftly though.

Has Sadoldgit announced the result yet?

Sorry, that was uncalled-for.

Weaker.

Competition for Baz and Mac?

I don't really get what that's showing. Did the really not manage a single pass on the final third (on either side of the pitch, other than the keeper?). Seems unlikely.

Saints fans when they go to the north side of Hampton today. I dunno, Lordswood or something.

WHAT. A. GAME!

Downes booked for a straightforward tackle.

No Recaro seats. Amateurish.

They have the brightest scoreboard I've ever seen. Yep, the game really is that interesting.

To be fair, this is one of the few instances when Russball might work. One up against lower league opposition...pass/bore them to death for 30 mins and fluke a second goal a few minutes before the end to leave the impression it was comfortable.

Do you get your breaking news from Sadoldgit?

To be fair the commentator keeps getting them mixed up for some reason too.

Doesn't sound at all simple when you put it like that.

McCarthy subbed off at half time (he Northampton one...)

Does anyone know if this is available on the SkyGo app? I know it's on Sky Sports + (effectively the red button on sky) but not sure where those channels are on the app.

Or 2-1 if there was some Championship level finishing, and some Championship level goal keeping, combined with a bit of first day of the season rustiness and a screamer.

"Ooh they're tired"*. *Niche mid-2000s SWF debate throwback.

You sure that's not a toilet brush?

Celtic 2/11 to win the league after one game. Sounds like a thrilling league.

Don't worry, we don't hate you that much.

Predicting a 4-0 loss now.