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Spygate was stupid from us. But classless from many, many others.

The news when it reports a death toll that is obviously going to rise. For example, 32 deaths currently in Venezuela, but expected to potentially rise above 100,000 😥 What is the point in reporting the current number when it's so clearly meaningless?

I thought it was called a reality check.

Grealish and Cam Archer?

Sounds like you're watching England.

A finish Damien Downs would be proud of from Kane.

Needs matching American Football helmet.

Just realised the ref has his name on the back of his shirt. Wonder if we'll be able to buy them in the Megastore for next season. Always wanted a Stuart Atwell replica.

Thomas (Tuchel) (Anthony) Gordon (Reece) James Henry (Kane) It's like a shit Thomas the Tank Engine reunion.

Forgot Thomas Tuchel. This team looks like it's been managed by Thomas Too-slow*. *Best football joke since my Kylian MMMBopé joke earlier in the thread.

Emma Hayes needs a shave.

What happens if a team keeps possession of the ball for the next 25 minutes?

Why would Haaland care whether you're English or Norwegian?

Yet, nobody liked this despite it being a fantastic joke.

And this.

Who's Alan Hanson's favourite player? Kylian MMMBoppé.

Read this article multiple times and still not sure why it exists as a news story. Is it something to do with football? Is it that rare for people to holiday in the same place? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr5j89drz81o

Looks like Bruce Forsyth, Kier Starmer, Bob Ross, Graham Potter and Michael Sheen. Don't get what qualifies them to talk about football anymore than Emma Hayes.

Over 60 attempts on goal over 2 games for Turkey. 0 goals.

Red card for covering your mouth is the most stupid of stupid rules.

Lol.

Genuine question....do you ever sleep?

Forgot about Larin tbf. May be worth a watch, but debatable whether I'll make it to full time...

Is today (/early tomorrow morning) set of fixtures the least appealing for the neutral in world cup history? Not a single team that I'm remotely bothered about watching.

Goal scorers from Bayern Munich, Real Madrid and (basically) Barcelona. England players should really seek moves abroad more often.