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My daughter was born at about 3pm yesterday. There was a glorious 24 hour period of her life that she had never experienced Saints lose. Hey-ho, never too young to learn about disappointment I guess.

KWP and Matty Fernandes both started. And both subbed off at half time...

How can anyone not mind Carragher? He's a mega bell-end in every way.

Really making the most of these 7 additional minutes. Some excellent passing practice around the back.

I hate to brag, but with every passing minute, I'm starting to think I was right.

Bloody hell. Not our day.

Is like to see Jaws - from Jaws - up front.

Bloody hell this is tedious time wasting at the corner.

Carry on like we did in that last 15 minutes and we'll win at least 3-0. No sweat.

What a breath of fresh air Scienza is. Doubt he'll be here long 😥

To be fair, we are by far the better side so far, but that feels like more of a reflection of Swansea than Saints.

Anyone else missing the international break?

Benjii Luther King.

I might be wrong, but I've got a feeling we won't win 8-0 today.

If he's lucky this year...him and Fergie will have hardly any butlers to look after them in their mansion. Poor guy.

Fair point, and of course the prices are ludicrous. Sadly I've resigned myself to the fact that I'll probably never get to watch England play in the world cup unless we host it (and even then the chances are it'll be nigh on possible to get tickets).

It's a rip off, but if you can afford flights half way around the world and presumably a relatively lengthy stay there, the cost of the match tickets if probably the least of your worries when budgeting!

A 'pumpkin patch ' has just opened down the road from me. From what I can tell a local landowner has simply dumped a load of pumpkins in a field and is charging people for the privilege of "picking" one. What the fuckidy fuck is that all about, and why is it a thing in the UK?!

Also, sitting down on a warm toilet seat.

Sitting down on a cold toilet seat.

When was the last time a senior Saints team, men or women, played at Fratton and didn't score (at least) 4 goals. I almost feel sorry for them. Must be disheartening.

2-2. Sha la la la la la la. WTFILN.

HT. 2-1 Pompey, but Saints by far the better side aside for m a bit of luck/fluke from Pompey. Saints should still get something out of the second half.

Make that 2-1 😎