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It's the hope that kills you. Thankfully we don't have any. Merry Christmas everyone.

Can probably dust off this thread and start adding a few new records soon...

Bold move by Villa to hire him. The Champions League won't know what's hit them.

Just got in from a long day at work. Assume he's been sacked. Any rumours who's most likely to replace him yet?

That Palmer goal was definitely a foul on Manning and clearly a turning point in the game. Another 3 points lost due to referee incompetence. An obvious agenda against Saints.

Am I massively out of touch with the squad? Who on earth is O'Brien-Whitmarsh?

This has all the hallmarks of a game we will probably win. 3-1 Saints. Stephens, Bree and Armstrong to score, after Lavia scores the opener.

Don't be so disrespectful. It's obvious it's referring to our Jesus, Alexander Ostlund.

And bravery.

Everton away. Would be great if we could inflict their last ever League Cup, FA Cup and Premier League defeats at Goodison Park given it's been such a bogey ground for us over the years.

I think he already knows.

For fuck sake, isn't Bravery enough for you?

I have zero doubt that Downes will get sent off tonight. Also confident this is the night Martin gets sacked.

Got a feeling we're going to come back and win this. 🫠

This aged well. https://x.com/moore_johnny/status/1861822234882388464?t=mXF9CXABMN5ntZBWGgGg3Q&s=09

Fans are furious on Twitter with talk of match being abandoned now. Tinpot even by their standards. Well worthy of a points deduction IMO.

Power surge related to their new mega fan zone? https://x.com/pn_neil_allen/status/1861830989212791107?t=76vRQ1fC9agcsJbr8_pbHw&s=19

We are either the same person or I'm married to your wife. There's a possibility that we're different people, with different wives, and have just had a similar conversation but that seems unlikely.

Bursting run by Downes, finished by a great backwards pass to the linesman who was unmarked.

Playing Pompey today at 2pm. Might be a more enjoyable watch than the men's game...

Russ really is an incredible mentor to Pep.

Just had a KitKat Chunky Duo. Excellent to have double the bar, but why aren't they conjoined similar to the regular (shit, little) KitKats?

I've got a sneaky feeling there'll be an all out European war before the end of the year at the rate things have gone in the past few days. Here's hoping I'm wrong.