Stripey McStripe Shirt

Worked fantastically on the first day of the season.

The new White House Press Secretary will be a fantastic addition to the new administration over there. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Press_Secretary

More frightening than bizarre given this is Day 1...

If records aren't broken... consider breaking them. UTS!

In somewhat good news, our xG (a whopping 0.23) is only 0.05 behind Forest and we are dominating the possession stats despite the 3 goal deficit. Coyr.

Woke up this morning feeling genuinely positive that we would only lose by 2 or 3 goals. Dreams shattered.

Couple of Bree rockets today. 3-2 Forest.

Maybe our goalkeepers are bloody incredible?

Just listening to the presser. Ivan Juric pronounces 'Sporting Lisbon' as 'Sporting Lis-boner'. Tune in for more insight from me following next weekend's press conference.

Insightful post-match pitch-side interview with Tyler Dibling at the end there.

Euro an idiot if you think otherwise.

To be franc, they'll probably pound us.

Pompey bottling the opportunity to play Saints for another season.

Who had Elon Musk bigging up Rupert Lowe on their 2025 bingo card? https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1875934421507039302?t=mk47sAQB-iFTRcmtxiX45A&s=19

Absolutely buzzing for this one. Should be a great game. Hoping for a solid performance and maybe snatch a 1-1 draw.

Main board or the Muppet Show?

Genuinely staggered that the 9-0 record wasn't absolutely shattered yesterday. Happy new year.

Neal Maupay - savage considering he's still employed by Everton 😆 https://x.com/nealmaupay_/status/1873452430706516044?t=ETjDP1-G7zLT88VPnNHh1A&s=19

Yep. Still a bit annoyed about you doing that to my knob.

It's Saturday, between Christmas and new year and there is no English football happening anywhere. Which idiots scheduled that? Sure usually at least one of the leagues would have a round of fixtures?

Both bloody brilliant inventions. Which one is better? Poll?

New to the thread. Just checking, have there been any jokes about wellies, beef wellington, the city in New Zealand or William's Wish Wellingtons yet?

Those Fulham subs terrify me 🫣

Any names? 😁