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Like a soggy crisp. Disappointing and unsatisfying.

Lol at Liverpool.

It'll never take off.

You make me sick.

Also bumped into him on the Thames Path once, complaining about the fish or something. Saw Bob Geldof in a Holiday Inn in Portsmouth once. Not me, but apparently Cliff Richard used my grandparents toilet once having played a low key gig in a field behind their house.

People who walk up to the ticket barrier at a train station before they've got their ticket out and ready (or people faffing about trying to scan their phones).

And Djneppo was well and truly shit.

Mayuka wasn't given enough game time. Could have been world class, given the chance.

You have, haven't you.

I'm still annoyed about this performance http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_1/7076446.stm

Luckily VAR intervened...

Saint Maries, because it's plural.

Why on earth are we risking Ross?

Why on earth are we risking Ross?

Double nailed it.

Nailed it.

Woeful final pass from Leo.

The Cameron Archer & BBD dream consortium.

Just searched his name in the Epstein files out of interest. He's in there a few times. Probably a bullet dodged.

To be fair, we've signed players who are less injured.

Having previously seen Ryan Reynolds and co take over at Wrexham, Tom Brady at Birmingham and now Snoop Dog at Swansea, which American mega-star would you like to see to attract fans back to St Mary's and oversee our charge back to the upper echelons of the Premier League? I'd accept a Tom Hanks and Hilary Swank double act. Maybe Taylor Swift too. Damien Downes could be our global ambassador.

I think it's Preston North End actually. I checked.

The SPL title race is actually (almost) genuinely interesting this season.

Someone shot dead at Trump's gaff. Sure he'll find a way to help this improve his ratings in the opinion polls.