Gloucester Saint

Daily Telegraph - what do you expect. Cunt of a newspaper. Guardian, Mail no better either.

What I hadn’t clocked amongst all the Labour noise is Lowe’s party beat Reform 2:1 in every race they competed in (not so) Great Yarmouth https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cevp082979mo Small sample size and Lowe’s backyard. But with Musk’s billions, nationally they could do Reform a load of damage. And I suspect Rupert intends exactly that.

Manning higher up that list. Charles I’d be fairly confident with. Downes can hit a decent ball as well. Welington probably decent technique. Jack is not a bad striker of a ball either. Not seen Bragg have many efforts at goal yet so more tricky to comment there. Wood I’d be less confident with and he’d be after Peretz taking one! Even though a striker, not seen Archer take a penalty for any of his clubs.

Hope Hearts deny them but it feels like a momentum shift. Jammy gits.

Balls

Had a feeling they would play until Celtic scored.

They need to beat Hearts by more than 3 goals final day at Celtic Park don’t they? Assuming they don’t get a very late goal now….

The government are missing a trick - send the boat refugees arriving to Middlesbrough - they’ll be desperate to leave the UK again.

That’s not ‘RAF’ Alfie. Toodlepip!

Yep, piling up how. Anti-semitism, the p-word being posted, how charming. Remember, Reform are not a party for racists… https://www.localgov.co.uk/Reform-urged-to-expel-a-dozen-new-councillors-over-extremist-views/64359

Gibson extorted a settlement out of Mel Morris and Derby for PSR breaches https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/60350198

Whilst it doesn’t stop it being an EFL rule breach, the sheer openness of the training ground considering they’ve been in the PL previously FFS will be a significant mitigation against them and him.

Most likely the fine larger than that and points deduction suspended, given how filthy some of the PL cheating is.

The Reform new councillor suspensions mount up. Actual swastikas involved this time https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd0pd27kzgzo https://www.facebook.com/sheffieldstar/posts/sheffield-reform-uk-councillor-nathaniel-menday-suspended-after-subhuman-undercl/1421735766666790/

🎵 Tracksuit from Matalan 🎵

They’re cluelessly thrashing around after ‘Gibbo’ has had a ring around of all his mates. They’ve revealed everything they’ve got - not much - in as full a public view as their training ground is in.

If it was a skate, then apart from the sunshine bit, everything was equally applicable in my reply.

The only ban looming sunshine (that thing you never see on Teeside) is yours from the local social club where the regulars haven’t seen a dentist in decades. Enjoy your town 😂😂 Love from a Cotswolds stone town xxx And no, you aren’t having any more levelling up money.

I’m guessing no-one suggested a game of ‘I-Spy’ on the coach?

He’ll be 😭 and comfort eating at the weekend when his beloved Hammers get relegated at West Ham (I wouldn’t rely on Chelsea beating Spurs) still owing £160m in transfer fees. He’s got rather more to worry about there.

Yes, time to get an international opener in now. Yusuf came with a good pedigree but bowls the wrong lengths and doesn’t look dangerous at all. Cranked it up for Dean Elgar last match Quelle surprise trying to get a good report back to SA because he’s been wretched so far. Waste of a shirt. Jack would offer more.

Yep, Luke Ayling has far more about him than the BBC Teeside presenter this morning referring to THB as a ‘scumbag’ and our fans as ‘scum’. Local journalists play to the crowd but there has to be some level of basic professionalism.

He’ll still be good in white ball but had a feeling his interest had waned in red ball. Understandable given a Test recall, discarded for Ashes and then reached World T20 semis with England.

About time too https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0l26g01703o

Who cares?