Gloucester Saint

The only ban looming sunshine (that thing you never see on Teeside) is yours from the local social club where the regulars haven’t seen a dentist in decades. Enjoy your town 😂😂 Love from a Cotswolds stone town xxx And no, you aren’t having any more levelling up money.

I’m guessing no-one suggested a game of ‘I-Spy’ on the coach?

He’ll be 😭 and comfort eating at the weekend when his beloved Hammers get relegated at West Ham (I wouldn’t rely on Chelsea beating Spurs) still owing £160m in transfer fees. He’s got rather more to worry about there.

Yes, time to get an international opener in now. Yusuf came with a good pedigree but bowls the wrong lengths and doesn’t look dangerous at all. Cranked it up for Dean Elgar last match Quelle surprise trying to get a good report back to SA because he’s been wretched so far. Waste of a shirt. Jack would offer more.

Yep, Luke Ayling has far more about him than the BBC Teeside presenter this morning referring to THB as a ‘scumbag’ and our fans as ‘scum’. Local journalists play to the crowd but there has to be some level of basic professionalism.

He’ll still be good in white ball but had a feeling his interest had waned in red ball. Understandable given a Test recall, discarded for Ashes and then reached World T20 semis with England.

About time too https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0l26g01703o

Who cares?

BHF and CRUK took a hammering during the pandemic so that would be my choice.

£2m and suspended points fine. And no Steve, that money goes to the EFL as a competition and not Middlesbrough. You’ve had plenty of levelling up money already.

Ah, good old blackmail.

It’s certainly appropriate to the thread but there can’t be any genuine Saints fans there, after what Lowe did to the club.

Hellberg should be assessing how his strikers and midfielders couldn’t hit a barn door in the first half up at their dump of a town because genuinely 4-0 wouldn’t have flattered them.

They get to live in Middlesbrough as well.

Might need him to be if THB is in trouble.

I’d assume so. What a warped world we live in.

Doesn’t matter if it was or wasn’t. See it out now boys.

Need to try something. Boro waiting for penalties.

THB if it came to it.

Would you want him taking a penalty though?

Ditto. Enjoyable for the neutral perhaps.

They twatted us 4-0 up there albeit we had the better of the home league game before conceding a soft equaliser.

If Saints don’t shore the midfield there won’t be any winner.

That’s the third fib in as many weeks. He’s telling them at a Farage-esque rate.

Agree but it was inevitable given the storm Boro have whipped up. Their players don’t deserve the aggravation though, not their fault. Couldn’t see any damage to their coach though and bear in mind that their journalists are looking for any old excuse.