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The difference between driving to work during term time and out of term time puts about an hour on my journey to work. Working in Sussex is a f-ing nightmare. I think that school runs should be banned from clogging up the roads. Let the people who contribute towards the economy get to work in a reasonable and timely manner, then let all the mums jam up the roads. All these workers turning up stressed, over tired, late and so on so that mrs jones can drive one child 1/2 a mile to school (in a chelsea tractor) seems wrong to me. My point being, people that are producing and providing wealth and resources to the countrys coffers should be given priority over those who are consuming said wealth and resource. The difficulty being, it is not safe for kids to ride bikes on the road (nor adults in my opinion). This morning, I was caught in a ten minute bottle neck jam, not for soccer mums in range rovers, or for a cyclist... but a jogger, on the road!... ffs. On a national speed limit (60) windy country road, at 8am, how stupid could she possible be!>!?! time for a caawwffeee

when a company becomes unviable, you dont want to be in the hands of a hedge fund. They will break you up, sell off bits with any value, and dump the rest... because they can. We used to get so angry with Wilde/Lowe/Crouch that almost anything seemed a better option, but here today I am in the 'we dodged a bullet here' camp.

I would take Sam segway racing, followed by a night at the pub.

I was in Poopey yesterday and the smell of rotten fish was certainly alarming, it put an unsavory taint on my fish and chips. Im finding this whole 'season ticket' daylight robbery rather amusing. Most people get paid this week, so they can plough all of there disposable income straight into Leivs and Chinnys slush fund. Im not forgetting that most skates dont work very hard, so its probably coming from the state somehow, or some silly credit card. Any means necessary for Chinny and the boys though! Only a couple of days left before you lose your seats, how harsh is that?! Putting a gun to the heads of your most loyal customers, an emotional raping which demonstrates to me that Chinn and co are learning a bit about the football business, and are bringing a strong influence of their other business interests into the operation of fraud fc: viscious money lending and outrageous repayment demands... Weve already done the club for 22% interest, lets do the mug fans now! I anticipate the skate attandence to take another considerable hit, as most clubs do suffer a far greater drop in the second season post prem, with the skates hillarious problems ahead I think they will be hit really hard. So, 2012 season ticket monies plus two years of parachutes to get through the first season of ccc footy, before paying any of the creditors for the CVA agreed in 2010 (which should be well underway by now). Well done Pompey, well done indeed. So Cotters has done enough to earn himself a bit of speculation. Going by his frustrations, and his lack of career loyalty so far as he climbs the game, I would say he would grab a move away and would have no problems jumping ship before it crashes in the the Spinnaker. Im not sure about Lampitt, but I think its about time he became head of spin for the Tories or perhaps he could improve the image of Gaddy gun runners. The manufactured answers to the various skate supporter groups open letters are nothing short of genious, and utterly hilarious. He would make Boris Johnson proud with his mighty deflection tactics! Next season is going to be fantastic. They managed to stitch up the rest of the league this season with underhand 20k loanees, but it did not come without its consequences. All the youth talent has been farmed out, a decision they may come to regret when scraping a starting eleven together! They still have big contracts to honour, which is funny. Oh yeah, that CVA... I reckon they will go bust again, Chinny wont fancy it. Karma will catch up, and Pompey is going down with no money in the bank.

why did the feminist cross the road.... ...to SUCK MY COCK Whats better than being a historic pioneer of womens rights?... ...being A MAN

One of the best days I have had supporting Saints. An absolute classic. Ive got a few clips on my phone, one is about 15 seconds long, when they are playing 'the Saints..are Coming'... it breaks into the chorus, 50k (well, 60k) Saints fans sing along together, its a spine tingler! Great for Lallana to get a historic goal for Saints, and for Rickie too seeing as he is growing into a bit of a cult in the Northam! Great celebration by Papa, he was good value! And, of course, Mr Liebherrs fitting tribute.

Can normally spot cortese from the Northam, I did look last night and thought i saw him in his usual spot, sitting alone etc. although it was a bit foggy!

Steve Grant - enough of your il informed gibberish. that is clearly a racist and homophobic: white man leaving black man in a pool of blood. 'youve been ****ed by' What an appalling post to make, shame on you. I am shocked, as I hear you yourself are a black gay man (unless you are trying to deflect of course, then this would be cunning)

Fantastic. Puts it into perspective nicely. Congratulations everyone!

ridiculous suggestion - that wouldnt fit my agenda one bit. interesting to note that you are not convinced yourself though (as you normally know it all) I agree though. And you seem to know the workings of this fool a little too well! Are you involved with some of these tribes? Are you a 'cell' for choudary?! I like this response however, it made me chuckle, nice emotive language 'swivel-eyed rage'! I think it will be choudary himself that will turn violent, probably in classic 'im going to stick explosives on me and blow my balls off' style. Its strange that he is publically embarrassing his people though. Im sure he is starstruck by 10mins on R2, but all he has achieved is lowering the general opinion of islam etc. he is making islamics unemployable. lucky you when our leaders fall foul the whole country ousts them, we can certainly take the high ground when it comes to integrity. this is where the whole argument falls apart, the communities and their leaders are not doing anything. if you read that muslim manifesto, you will see that the leaders tow the same line as choudary, they are simply more diplomatic in their approach. At the end of the day, white/asian/black/blue few what ever - religion should not be dictating the modern world, its insane!

Nah - send him to libya and see how much he dislikes us and our way of life then! Its mental that the country pays people like this benefits, can you imagine one of us trying to do that..! It always seems to be the british born pakistanis/islamites/jihadis et al that have these chips on their shoulders (and yes i know i have one too)... the ones that have snuck in from the M.E seem to be far more respectful, as they dont want to be sent back to thier sand lands, oppressive reigimes and barbaric laws. choudary dosent realise how lucky he is. choudary was on R2 about half an hour ago. He tried his best to sound reasonable, but eventually just fell into that same ****ty little attitude of talking over people, saying innit innit innit... that REALLY annoys me... innit! this is the future people - people like choudary all over the place. there seems to be gangs of aggressive little asians everywhere you go nowadays, we cant even manage our own let alone this bloody lot! Cheers Tony.

my skate mate said over the weekend "after all that has happened, it will never be the same again" so credit to us all for that, as i pasted pretty much every daming article on this thread onto his facebook page. it was relentless at times, but it was neccessary... I very briefly felt sorry for him, then I cried 'one day i asked my mother' I suggested Aldershot might be wortha look, improved matchday facilities too!

How have you managed to get an internet connection on the London Underground?

"it was necessary to pay a ransom payment to AG of 50% of the monies held. I advise that a total of £249,064.77 was therefore paid to AG." Hillarious! And thats before he does you for the car park! We had chaps like Crouch, who wouldnt dream of ever holding the club to ransom... "reaching agreements with all players and former players in respect of their outstanding bonuses whereby they will be paid off over a period of time" Quality, Sol Cambells legacy lives on! "Portpin hold a deed of priority over the freehold stadium, known as Fratton Park, in priority to Barclays and AG’s debenture." So Chinnys first up, then the bank, then Gaddy in who owns the £7.5m sooper stadium! Chinnys 20m, plus gaddys 3, plus meeting the crazy valuation on the liability/stadium, you could buy Reading for far less, or any modern set up for that matter. Gaddy had a big say (bung?) in who the liquidators will be. Annoying that they made 2m on the second FA cup sham. good to see Storrie still gets a mention (for his £90k post firing 'consultancy fees')

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/bygone-blues/storrie_makes_shock_return_to_football_1_2457418

Im sorry, I should use itallics and so on. The bits in "" marks are direct citations, the rest is my own smutterings. Key word being 'others'. Look, the %ages are in the article, I am highlighting them to you all. Now the all serious and considerate Deppo has arrived, we can truely debate. It is my own opinion based on FACTS, here, in case you missed it last month: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jan/08/jack-straw-white-girls-easy-meat The title: ''White girls seen as 'easy meat' by Pakistani rapists, says Jack Straw'' That is why I said it, it is because I believe its true, as did the judge (and the white english children who were raped by the pakistanis) when he convicted Mohammed Liaqat and Abid Saddique. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-12141603 No it wasnt, but political leaders such Jack Straw see pakistani rapists targeting ''white meat'' a "specific problem". I hope that has cleared things up for you. Its up to you lot, I was interested to see what was out there. Pick apart the post, or follow the links, and offer an opinion, tis up to you.

Dont spoil my moment smartarse, like I said in the post: 'We have enough of our own nutters to deal with' This is about the merits (!!!) of mass immigration into the UK, we can cover the other easy targets another time...

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/immigration-poll-disturbing-say-antiracism-campaigners-2227052.html "The poll, carried out by Populus, was one of the largest studies carried out on the subject, based on 91 questions to more than 5,000 individuals." So, a reasonably thorough survey, which produces some interesting results: "Immigration was held to have been on the whole a bad thing for Britain by 63% of whites, 43% of Asians and 17% of black Britons." It seems people are pretty fed up with all the Islamification too: "Almost half (48%) were open to supporting a new far-right party as long as it eschewed "fascist imagery" and did not condone violence. And 52% agreed that "Muslims create problems in the UK". " Labour shifted all these immigrants into the country to assist in our 'booming' economy, to pick up the jobs our own people were less attracted to due to becoming better educated and a little more affluent. It turned out the boom was built on sand, and that nobody considered the social consequences of stuffing millions of people with little understanding of our language, cultures and communties into our cramped little island. And now we have to house and feed them , often reportedly ahead of our own people. All hard working Brits are paying for this. All this banging on about 'multi-culturalism' never really came to fruition and we are left with broken communities, dealing with dangerous people who are in the country to get us much as possible out of us soft English mugs. We have enough of our own nutters to deal with, now we have tribes of pakistanis driving round nothern cities in clapped out beemers raping white children. brilliant. People allways say it was essential to enable businesses to grow in the UK in a global world, but I wonder if our political leaders and corporate giants considered the irreparable damage to our land and people, or whether they ever gave a **** at all. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/row-over-treatment-of-immigrants-reopens-turkeys-rift-with-europe-2227548.html "The Turkish Prime Minister's comments seemed destined to stir up an already heated integration debate in Germany, which culminated last month with a declaration by Ms Merkel that attempts to build a multicultural society had "utterly failed". David Cameron came to almost the same conclusion in speech delivered in Germany in early February. Fears that Germany has allowed its Muslim communities to develop "parallel societies" have been stoked by a controversial book entitled Germany is Doing Away with Itself by a former Bundesbank board member Thilo Sarrazin." If i recall, the Germans admitted defeat that they would be an out an out Islamic state by 2030. This is mostly due to importing **** loads of Turks in a similar way we rolled over for anyone and everyone. It would appear that the people of the survey are not alone, evidenced in the article above. I think its a crying shame, its taken the shine out of society...

Shut up you stupid skate ****. If anyone was watching Skys 'special' on the skates the other night, you may have noticed SOCA. The Serious Organised Crime Agency made a statement which went somewhere along the lines of "We can neither confirm or deny whether we are investigating the activity at cheating skate bastards FC" Having mentioned it to my police intelligence mate last night, he said to take that as a YES. If SOCA had no intention of investigating or there was nothing to investigate, they would have simply denied it. Its a standard response used when they cant suggest guilt yet. Just think about all the investment UK PLC has had to make investigating them disgusting dirty skates, police raids, tax evasion cases, legal costs and so on, for years and years. They must be baying for blood. That smelly skate **** bob beech and his sos skate clan presented to the PL a web of criminal pompey owners and all the gun running, laundering etc that has gone on between them before they started raping the fishy few. The PL said they have identified an even bigger web, what did they do with the web? Maybe it has landed on at SOCA... Also reassuring to note that Sky Sports News chief reporter Bryan Swanson flew all the way to ****ing Hong Kong to speak to Ballooooo Swanson has been following the skate disaster for over a year now, he was at all the court appearances and so on. He asks questions, but only pushes it so far (remit perhaps), I am sure he is on the same level as us lot on here, and is desperate to break the big story one day. I also chuckled at Chinnys ****ty little brown office with his temporary walls and dirty-tiled balcony! DIE SKATES DIE

it pains me so that my mates little sister got ****ed up on holiday in Oz - returned home preggo and kept it, and lives a fine life with her new son all on the state. A nice 3 bedroom house in a middle class suburb (worth around £250k), front and rear garden, driveway, council will maintain the property for her. all bills paid up, with £125 a week to spend on her food, petrol, going out on the razz and some new clothes. **** me I wish I had the option to do that! I would jack in work, take my house deposit on a tour of the world, and come back to retire on the state with my new born family. Its good to see the boys fighting back, if only a little.

Enough of your ill informed gibberish. Off with his head.

Steve Grant lives in New Malden, the epicenter of the Koren community of England. It is widely believed Steve Grant has severe yellow fever, which explains his decision to establish his manor here.

Any London based 'Surrey' is a sham and will not be recognised as part of the haven. The Hampshire parts are very nice, so they can have a Surrey post code (and more wealth on the back of inflated property prices - dont mention it girls)! Absolutely not! Im talking Surrey Hills here, none of them naughty urbanised **** holes! Do you look out of your ampshere window and wonder what its like on the other side? 'ah sigh, there it is looking down on me from a distance again, gosh it looks good over there' stop dreaming about the hills and get back to aldershot you pikey!

... and that is where I wade in and blow your argument out the water in one! Surrey is cracking though. The politicians and business leaders all have to live somewhere, so they go to Surrey... I think that Surrey is the protected land in this country, beautiful land with good property, all the money is here, great transport links, no crime, good educated people, minimal amounts of immigrants (most places all white UK born and bred)... only problem is the cost of living, but then you have to pay to maintain such high standards I guess!

Dinner parties?! Careful now Pancake, you sound like a grave dodger! In the context of my post, and the context of the story the sentence is from, I thought it was amusing and rude. If I were straight laced and prosed it in standard speak (though I dont know what they call their bedsheets!) maybe I would have commanded greater credibility from people like yourself. But that would be boring, dull, dull like dull people on this site, who post as if they are on some middle class adventure, such as baking a loaf of bread for the village ****ing fayre. I knew as soon as I typed that, people like yourself would pick it out, effectively dismissing the rest of the post, looking like a smart arse cyber comic, but remaining firmly on the fence... Enjoy your stanceless stance - I BET YOU'RE A RIGHT ONE AT DINNER PARTIES!!! I bet people avoid talking to characters like you, due to your boring stanceless soul - 'would rather pick **** apart from somebody elses opinion because Im too wet to form my own' type of soul. Still, I dont know, Im still challenging and questioning society everyday, loving and hating everday, living everyday. No time for 'dinner parties'!!! (other than this quiet day at work that is!) Im still living the good life. I go out most nights and weekends, and still take advantage of the 'eating is cheating' rule whilst on footy days out. I reckon I can do another 5-10 years before im passing some ****ty bottle of wine picked up from the corner shop to the host of some boring bowl of pasta and a night of strictly come dancing... **** me, the thought of that is seriously depressing! This forum is depressing, its often well informed which i find very depressing. Steve Grant DEPRESSES and REPRESSES me. See, me and the muzzies have some common ground after all! Now, back to finishing my mushroom risotto, must be quick before John and Cathy arrive at 6pm. Yay!