Colinjb

Now, where did I leave the Ouzo......

Ah, the Penny Whistle and a Ginger ballad singer. God bless the stereotypical Oirish.

Belarus are literally butterflies. Wonderful.

Spain to perform again due to the protestor. But HE was the best bit!!!!!

And Serbia get things back on track......

It is pretty good to be fair. Bloody hell.... felt dirty saying that.

Belgium is miming.

Bosnia = Ordinary. The biggest crime of all.

Ah, this one has a bit of life to it. And a **** with a small trumpet. My winner so far.

Platini is submitting a formal protest as we speak.

Ha, that was pretty special! And now for a boring ballad.... Oh for the days of blokes in monster suits.

It is better then every song entered last year though, my god, even by Eurovision standards 2009 was ****e.

In HD you can see that the Azerbaijani singer hasn't shaved her legs properly.

Correct, Look out for Armenia and Georgia. Hot as hell.

Swindon it is next year then. Hope they arn't a jinx for us.

Mike Parry

Why oh why did we ever sign him on loan? Bet he scores.

Charlie Austen. F**king awful miss.

Something else for the hate list: Mayonnaise The most vile substance known to humanity.

Don't understand why you would hate that one, but fair play chap.

It's what the social conditioning of a socialist grounded government will do. Hopefully times will now change.

This. Were known as Florentia Viola for a year before they gained the rights to their old name back. If they have any kind of self respect, the skates fans should abandon the entitity that has swamped 'their club' and try the same. Re-start from the basement and earn their way back.

Define 'doing things.'

No.... People who drive at 40 mph in national speed limt areas and PERSIST in doing this through the 30 mph residential areas they find on their route. Oh they make me want to commit murder. :mad:

Nick Illingsworth - You do not speak for me. C*nt.