ericofarabia

Ings to Burnley either means a) J Rod is coming here b) Paterson going to Skatesville for 2.5. Hold the press .... Benjani rolled up on the pitch just re -signed for Pompey!!! Loan or Fee who knows!! Bizarre

Wot he said. I'm a complete techophobe, but it's easy - just look at the end of the address line and look for what looks like a piece of A4 paper ripped in half across the middle. Job Done!! Edit ... OSH kicking in early, spelling mistakes.

LOL at Bompey fans having a go at Eddie Mitchell selling Ings for a million, asking are they so desperate for cash - of course they are - he needs to pay off last years bar bill at their SMS Cup Final LOL LOL

Pretty attacking bench!! Guess Cork's versatility already paying dividends.

Enough Enough .... I surrender

I bailed out of the 'a few more for the road' at Sheffield!! Weren't you going to have a curry with The Tyke who showed the pub in the first place?

Oi ... I had first dibs on that one!!

Those gits from The News Of The World at it again ...tsk!!!

Slight delay .... whilst they try and find somebody who can read

Would prefer somebody who could score goals than belt out a good karaoke tune

Alex OXlade Chambermaid

oh Dear - Ewe lot are monkeying around now.

Hughie Fisher Gary Monkfish Adam Lallama

We are The Man City of The Championship - we'll buy who we want!!

Kevin Gibbens Dan Pet Rescue!!

Wecome aboard Mr Fox. meet som eof your predecessors!! Luis BOA Morte. Chicken George Lawrence er ... Ken Monkou Maybe change it to players with a ltter X instead!! PS start swotting up on players named after sweets (Maynards)!!

Remember the 15 minute Rule!!

Yes they do, and fair dues to the boy, he was straight back up on his feet - no rolling about feigning injury as most Namby Pamby over paid primadonna footballers would have done!!

Ask for a transfer to the Skatesmuff office - you'll blend in perfectly there. Or alternatively tell everybody you are trying to scare off the office woofter by letting him know that your butthole is not a nice place to visit. The office girls will go crazy for you at your manliness and excuse the smell as some form of primeval super sexually charged musk!! Job done .... see what I did there!!

Which somewhat defeats the whole object of pre season build ups!! Or should we start the pre season bulid up even earlier so that we are ready for a "competetive" match 10 days before the season actually starts? A better idea would be to delay the 1st round till a couple of weeks into the season when, all the summer holidays are over and done, the new shirts & season ticket costs have been absorbed, and hopefully given a good start people will have more of an appetite for going to games again having shaken off the close sesaon malaise.

It could be our next step towards a place in Europe FFS. Spanking Arsenal (inc Oxo) reserves 4 - 0 at wembley would be quite acceptable thank you very much!!

Tsk ... there's gratitude for you!!

Glad to see they just about managed more for last nights home game than they brought to SMS for Their Cup Final L C 1 match last year!!! Admittedly Daggers aren't the same attraction now that they don't have Lambo and Barney up front.

Make you mind up man - did you or did you not go

You don't have a PM