ericofarabia

Tks for the updates socal saint.

Well you;d like to think the link on The OS to Memorial Cup LIVE - might do what it says on the tin.

Well the OS live Update is about as much use as a chocolate teapot. 15 mins inand only one comment about the kit - no match info FFS

weirdo White shorts are just a No No FFS.

Fonte still looking like a zombie from Shaun of the dead!!

LOL Bizarre!!

Cortese won't be pleased that you have spilled the beans on this one. The Echo will all over this like a cheap perfume!!

checking us out for when we play them in The Champs League in 3 seasons time

Lambo has a slight twinge so wasn't risked - but dont worry he's fitter than he's ever been. Kelv is playing and is capy for 2nd game!! Re AOC the good old we can only control the controlables. Nige sounded very pleased about pre season build up.

Are they playing 22 1/2 mins eachway or straight 45 min each game?

Same old Alpine - always moaning

All except Burnley away and Watford home. Just my luck there is a blank weekend whilst I'm back

Can anybody check passenger listings at Southampton airport and see if Michael Owen was on the last flight from Manchester

I wonder how they feel about having to bend over and touch their toes, not to mention .. cough please!!

Tick tock ......... tick tock ........ when's the press conference

We managed to avoid them up until our 9th and 10th vouchers at the end of the evening when the old "ït seemed like a good idea at the time" effect kicked in.

Oh dear - you really think it is going to get easier after the wedding? It's Debenhams on a Saturday afternoon for you my sonny

Last away game fancy dress sorted -

The seabirds had a huge Rave up on the beach last night - There wasn't a tern left unstoned !!

Or maybe delivering a horses head to The Chamberlain Household

Phew - I thought you were George Burley for a moment!!

Still not a dickie bird about iton The Echo website - did it feature in the actual rag version?

24 - The number of minutes he expects to last in his first match before pulling his hamstring?

Is 5 Michael Owen's favourite number by any chance?

If the 2nd one is the worst - are we to assume the 1st one is your favourite morning smell:suspicious: