ericofarabia

Looks like your spare rib is safe for the time being - unless you are hung like a particulary well hung donkey .... sorry what's that you say ..... oh .... ok ....... Ladies (and gheyers form an orderly queue please!!

Just as well players are banned from carrying Pcs and Laptops about on the pitch!!!

Thanks for staying away - they managed to win without having one of your posts to spur them on - hoodoo shot down - you can come back and play again now and suffer like the rest of us

Is this a euphemism for bashing the bishop? Hope you had plenty of tissues ready for the tears and the loving spoonful as well.

But more importantly for the wrist slitters are we mathmatically safe from relegation FFS

Man Up Eric FFS. Been well and truly put through the wringer and am now emotionally and physically totally drained (out in the sun all day and 4 London Prides may also have helped!!) - but have to admit having tears in my eyes when the 2nd & 3rd goals went in and when the final whistle went. Glad nobody else was in the house this afternoon - but the neighbours must be wondering what the hell was going on. When we get back to the Prem we are all going to miss days like today!!

I'm off to M & S .... St Michaels Patron Saint of shreddies

Wasn't sure if that should have read Skates Crap - but either way - Ha Ha!!!

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?29040-This-is-Jonno-Quick-Fortes-moment. Talk about Johnno Quick - 2 goals in a minute!!

East European ladies can be very accomodating I believe!!

Barney runs 40 yards and then gets a free kick ... well done my son. We are gonig up ... winding down the clock nowe .... the place goes fecking nuts YES YES YES

Nothing is ever easy supporting Saints is it. My blood pressure is not good!! Oh Southampton we love you .... ref really has changed his colours in the last few mins. Hamster booked .... does that mean a suspension or are we into the safety zone.

I take that back as he gives away a dodgy free kick Christ they hit the cross bar from it.

Lol a Homer ref at last!! Phew.

Time for Tranny to bring on their version of Super Sub Forte then.

oooHHH Lala nearly scores a screamer. COYS

Christ thought we'd scored from a corner!! COYS you can do this .... please!!

Wow even the Forum didn't go tits up - oh and by the way my weather/beer/tea report obviously rocked

2 goals in a minute - when did we last do something like that to come back from 2 down? It normally happens against us.

FFS IMPACT SUB doesn't even come close ..... I'm going fecking mad here - the next door neighbours must be wondering what is going on HA Ha Ha LOVE IT

LOL IMPACT SUB or what.

So who is Forte replacing? OK Chappers.

Well this worked a few times a couple of months ago _ Get Guly Off FFS

Temps on the beach felt about low 30's and pleasent now it is dark. London Pride tasting a bit flat at the moment. Nothing for tea - just crisps and a salsa dip.