ericofarabia

I've not had sex since 1959 ... but there again its only just gone half past nine, so that's not too bad.

Blimey, what a forgetful person .... firstly losing their dog, and then leaving his wife's birthday present on your doorstep!!

Didn't you feel just a tad ill at ease for stealing them in the first place I'm with you on this. The guy was obviously mightily relieved to get the keys back. he would have had a lot of hassle replacing them and been out of pocket hence his offer, which I'm sure was genuine. But his thanks and gratitude would havebeen plenty reward for me. Now, if he'd offered you a no holds barred sex romp with his girlfriend/wife (photographic evidence needed first to ensure that she was a minx) THEN you'd have been a fool to turn down his offer

Boom Tish

I think it should be mandatory that a part of the arresting officers spiel should end with ".... and what football team do you support" just for the benefit of The Echo.

That is what patchouli was invented for I still slap on a bit of patchouli every now and then just for old time sake. It's great watching people of a similar age picking up the smell and looking around for a young indie/hippystudent type who might be wearing it PS You mean to say you didn't wear Brut 45 .... you rebel!!

Blimey .... tough crowd tonight

Hope you guys have tickets sorted out this time!!

Early Hibernation or Hamster Mating Season maybe

Thought this was going to be something about phone sex !!!

No need to get all b!tchy about it. Just because my Slinky Strapless Black Kocktail number got more rave reviews than your All in One Latex Cat Suit in The Mick Channon Lounge

As mentioned above ....... I'm sure Drew Surman's experience might make him think twice (although I'm sure Surman's Bank Account is a bit healthier by now) To be fair to drew when he left the money helped keep us afloat, and why would he want to stay on a sinking ship. Now we are on the way up, which makes it a different kettle of fish, a whole new ballgame, the lads done brilliant and it's a game of two halves so we'll have to see how it pans out in the long run and take one game at a time ...... sorry got carried away there !!

Ben Sherman by far ... I should know, I'm a fashion icon!! When I wasn't tarting about in my Afghan I'd turn up at matches with a Levi Jean jacket, Ben Sherman short sleeved, pleat down the back, button down collar Ben Sherman shirt and Chelsea Boots Edit .... I guess I should add Jeans (Levi or Wranglers)

Back in the day, mid 70's i sometimes used to wear an Afghan Coat, flared jeans and Desert Boots to games and dare I say it a red and white scarf on cold days, but of course this was at The Dell when corporate cucumber sarnies and fashion shows weren't the norm at football!! Mind you neither was wearing an afghan Coat either to be honest It also made me a little bit conspicuous coming out of the away section at away games . At least i've never had my name on the back of a shirt

To cover the handcuffs and ABSO tag? What sort of reception did he get when he came on - mixed or complete support?

Except if we are away at mighty footballing giants such as Bomo, Brighton, Orient, Carlisle, Walsall etc etc.

Would recommend earplugs .... feck me was the music loud or what. Also .... you don't go in there for the beer either ... no ales but ok if you're a lager lout i guess.... you go there coz its the nearest place to the ground!! OB had told a couple of pubs near the station not to let away fans in after the game. The only one open to us was The .... ? .... feck memorybank brain fart .... something to do with Jimi Hendrix rings a bell god knows why!!... but it was a pretty run of the mill pub with a few real ales

Tranmere is quite a built up area. Mind you their chairwoman looks quite foxy.

It would seem that nothing has really happened ...... otherwise it would be on The OS .... Nicola told us that earlier in the season only beleive what is on The OS . So I guess we can all relax

He's hugged more trees than you can shake a stick at. He doesn't give a toss about their feelings, they are just objects for him to hug.

I'd have said 1.80 is pretty damn cheap for a blowjob, tell you what I'll round it up to 2 quid and the bird can give it to me instead.

Stonewall contender for midfield!!

One was a rumour .... this official. Just as well you had an alibi for the time of the incident!!

The least of our worries to be honest!!

I think Cortese might have other ideas if it looks like he was a guilty party. Don't think Adkins will be too pleased either at players out on the lash till 3am, even if it is on a Saturday night ..... they are supposed to be athletes and look after their bodies. TBH WTF are players doing in The City Centre pubs, especially ones which have a bit of a reputation.