ericofarabia

Meh ... beat me to it .... now if it had been a bloke down the pub last night, or the taxi driver told me .... I'd have been getting excited!!

The East End of the M27 last week ..... this is how the 657 roll !!! Always has been and always will be that way

Surely this must have been one of those acts of randoness such as the monkeys typing out the full works of Shakespeare .... no way it was intentional

It certainly shoots my parrot sketch right out of the water Very funny indeed.

I kept thinking (hoping) that I have a huge c*ck, but it's size didn't improve and now I get woken up at sun rise everyday, not by an amazing morning glory lob on, but some bloody rooster crowing away ..... be careful for what you wish for in life

Uber Lolage that it only took me (and probably most others on here ) a micro second to decode that If they go out of business as a football club the lasting image (nightmare :shock:) for many people at the mention of Skatesmuff would be that fish ****ging clown ....... what a legacy :smt043:smt044

Or DannySFC ? aka Ben the legend .... although the use of punctuation ruins that theory

Something else for them to get worried about .... failing to comply with The Trades Description Act .... calling Notarf Krap a Premiership (or any level in fact ) Football Ground ...... you avin a larf mate

I don't think your mind was totally on Skatesmuff when you posted Who has our thong at the moment

Huge lolage at the empty seats around the ground ...... crap club crap fans

Could the posts V crowd numbers swing our way during the game

Oh Utaka you beauty .... poo pooing reports of his salary being 80000 quid a week and being badly hurt by such accusations, .... I'm only on 25-to 30000 thousand a week ........ pmsl. I bet his fellow countrymen back home in their wooden shacks feel his pain :sad: Come on Stoke and make this a perfect weekend

Oh Utaka you beauty .... poo pooing reports of his salary being 80000 quid a week and being badly hurt by such accusations, .... I'm only on 25-to 30000 thousand a week ........ pmsl. I bet his fellow countrymen back home in their wooden shacks feel his pain

Not today thank you ...... you cannot take away anything from todays momentous result. The teams in 3rd to 6th place (and 7th to 12th) will definitely be keeping an eye on our results

Yahay we may only have a semi at full back, but I reckon I'm getting a full blown boner

30 secs left 2 up .... is it too late to phone up Ladbrookes

FFS 6 mins of fergie time :confused:

Is it coz he is blonde

Phew he escapes .... BUT uncle Dave predicted this after 5 mins ... the man is the new Messiah ....

Puncheon to Barnard 2 - 0 ... ( Fonte sounds superb in defence and semi has looked pretty good as well ) .... looks like the January sales weren't too bad after all

Damn ... relegation still beckons for us

Hamster showing his mettle Adam hits the post from semis overlap and cross.... please don't screw this up now we deserve this. holy feck Adam hits the post AGAIN :mad:

3 at the back .... time for papa or Antonio to expose the wide spaces. Ref misses a blatant handball ... tater is getting worried that ref is trying to even things up and giving every minor free kick to them as well.