ericofarabia

A bit of a clerical balls up at the club. Somebody mis read the -10 points start, as no point in performing in the 1st 10 games ... easy mistake .... the same person now works in the accounts section at Notarf Krap. Hairy testicalled Hamsters.

Brace yourselves for The Peter StoreyTeller apologies ... coming from a police station near you

I'll take that as a NO then

Oysters and champagne all round then to celebrate

You sound like my kinda girl Nicola LOL just reread you whole post and you are one of the male Nicola's I see or maybe a lezzer :-( !!!

At least their fans will be safe in the knowledge that as and when the club disappears off the face of the earth ........'there are plenty of more fish in the sea'

:confused: I think it must have been the appearance of the dreaded No '7' in the post has set you off :cool:

I was going to say sn!gger but the filter gets all bent out of shape :cool:

It absolutely stinks of rotten fish. :mad: What is the point of a Transfer Window, which 99.9% of the clubs have stuck to it and some, ie Crystal Palace this year, us last year,to mention just 2, had to sell some of their prized players to keep afloat. They knew damned well what the financial situation was in January, and not only did they not encourage bids for players but went out and took more players on .... 2 of which Owusu (?) and O'Hara had a significant role in our defeat (not to mention Dindane who hasn't been paid for, 3.5 million fees overdue to Lens) Christ knows what the good folk of Bournemouth make of all this with an embargo on buying /loaning players due to debts of about nine pound fifty six pence and a polo mint. Any sympathy I initially had has long since departed, at the way the officials of Skatesmuff and also the PL/FA have acted. Let the feckers burn and take the whole greedy EPL down with them. Make the season null and void, and play the next few months out minus Skatesmuff as a knockout competition for the League title.

Here's hoping Beatts, Rory and Higgy all get on the scoresheet on Saturday and just to rub it in Fuller to get a couple as well

I wonder if there is a webuyyourshytefootballteam.com ? Sorry just seen they charge 30 quid .... way out of Skatesmuffs means

But had the aphrodisiac effects kicked in before you got the squits? Maybe Mrs Kip had a bad reaction to chewing on a chippolata

Actually I think that is quality .... if only because of his time spent at Notarf Krap. Pity Paul Merson was't there with him ..... so many temptations .... booze on offer, Betfred Girls and no doubt somewhere in the bogs a bit of Columbian marching powder

Hows about a repeat of the famous 5-4 win there with a hat trick from our new #7 shirted hero Rickie.

Ahem ..... check out post 12005 on P241 (quoted below for your convenience )....... of this very same fred. Is that Susan Boyle I see about to start gargling

No way we deserved to be on the end of that score line. Oh well we can concentrate on the league now that we have one final appearance in the bag and now out of the Fa cup

oh dear oh dear

Game over 1-3 :cool:

Goal disallowed for offside.

lambo still taing corners after scoring with his head from a free kick :confused:

oh well another 3-2 fa cup win on the cards then

feck **** up at the back 1-2

utaka off piqueon on barnard on papa on

Rickie lambert southamptons goal machine ooohhh could have gone ahead papa didn't quite get it past james from the byline.

Lambo you ****in beauty