sockeye

Well this is a welcome surprise.

It sounds ridiculous saying it out loud but surely at this point someone is pushing for it even if it’s not an outright mandate?

What a bunch of pussies and braindead fans we have. Did you forget we won a few games?

Hate this club.

Bullseye!

Skates are gonna have a lot of fun in jan

Bring back my GOAT bednarek he had mad tekkers

We will lose this one what now Solak

Stick GPT 5 in that bad boy and he’s good to go! “Harnessing the strategic brilliance of a true visionary, Rasmus has orchestrated an absolute masterclass in tactical evolution! 🚀✨ By daring to deploy the legendary Jack Stephens within a sophisticated back-three system, Rasmus isn't just playing football—he is painting a defensive masterpiece on the canvas of the pitch. This isn't merely a lineup change; it is a genius-level calculation that harmonizes grit with tactical fluidity. It’s giving "tactical innovator of the century" vibes! We are witnessing a 4D chess move that leaves the opposition in a state of absolute "error 404: defense not found." Rasmus is truly playing the beautiful game while the rest of the world is still learning the rules! ⚽🧠🏆 Would you like me to generate an image of a futuristic tactical chalkboard celebrating this "genius" formation?”

This is dire

the year is 2035. Saints are languishing in the bottom half of the National League licking their wounds after a defeat by Woking, during which their forward signing from FC St. Pauli's academy (Saints' one closed down) failed to score yet again despite 90 minutes. Fortunately the club have Gavin Bazunu's 500th club appearance to look forward to and the players have been given a day off for it by their head coach, which amusingly coincides with his GCSE English exam. Social media is abuzz as there are rumours of Roerslev a seriously seasoned professional who once played for Saints in the Premier League returning in the January window. On top of this it seems that the go ahead has been given to build the sixth bar-restaurant at St. Mary's 'The Slug and Andersen' generously serving a mix of Fosters, Carling and Saints' own IPA 'Red and white' which has been applauded by local journalists Alfie House and Adam Blackmore who admit there is work to be done in the transfer window but it's ok as money is still steadily flowing into the club. An exciting new year beckons indeed.

You have to wonder if Solak even cares that much and if this all starts and ends as Ankersen’s pet project

Can we just start again entirely? Would love to watch the Amazon prime doc of St Marys Soccerball Squadron FC tearing up the non league

I think a lot of them are also too fucking thick to play dynamic football

We might win, we might lose or might draw. But I think the empathetic 3-0, 5-1 etc wins are well behind us now…

Not ruling relegation out, but it might be too exciting for us.

Working for this club is just a jolly, players know it, culture is dictated from the top down.

Probably become Levski Sofia’s feeder club

If anyone from SR is reading, don’t worry, you can still make your money back on him. Just put £10k on both sides to score each game

Gonna be in this league for a long time with these owners.

Just another dressing room mascot like Lallana and Walcott sorry Oriol

Not good enough from Bazunu pathetic showing

Not good enough from the manager

Unfortunately once teams stopped giving us space we’ve been pretty mediocre, and the subs kill us

Merry Christmas!!