Cuddles

Where's that Bournemouth collection bucket gone? We'll need it for their tears!!

Permission to troll the shit out of them sir?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It won't stop players coming here though will it?! 😂

The shithousery last season was brilliant 😂

Has there actually been a response yet?

Yeah, most footballers only really care about the money. We'll be fine.

Sadly recent evidence points to the latter.

They are all well rested.

That's a shitload of spying to get away with...

It's actually worse than that, they played them twice 💀

Like a cheating, but very hot, ex...I want him back to get us up. The performances and general shithousery were on a different level. In the words of David Guetta: Too cold for you to keep her, too hot for you to leave her

It's good but it's not right. These are what you want:

It's another one of Parsons' stupid ideas...

I'm still at the meme stage, I fear.

It's gonna be h-h-hot

Well, no-one heard the screams at least...

I was only kidding 😂😂 Could you actually imagine the KFC meltdown? Actually, that sounds quite delicious.

Oooh this is happening isn't it?

"So, boss, we've got four points..." "Ok, and they are..." 👀 💀

We could all put it on instead of the final 🤣

Hands up any other parents who suddenly remembered that scene from Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom where Big Bad Barry eats Mr Elf's boat and King Thistle "Takes full responsibility". Just me? 😂😂

I'm sure wound could. Whether it would be wise, is another matter of course. If we did do so, calling it at just gone lunchtime tomorrow would be golden 😂