Cuddles

Hope no-one comes in for them before the match 💀

Me and @benjiiFTW

Floater 💩😂

That'll do pig. That'll do.

It's this, IMO. Obviously it would have been far better for someone to come in with a viable offer for THB at a much earlier stage, but...food chain. Let's hope we are able to find another shithouse leader at CB who can play decent through balls and score a few too.

Loved that white and green kit.

£25m is mental, what is going on? Is this purely and simply because we're in the Championship?

Didn't Leeds do something similar in their last promotion season? Still shitting it though!!

He looks weird

Being a bit "Paul Telfer"

Could you speak up please? We can't get it up the rear.

Interesting, thanks. My sponsorless one was ordered after the official launch. I also ordered one before the launch, which hasn't arrived yet. The listing had EPL badges lol

Did you get a sponsor on yours, Sal?

Quite a few berating Stephens (and rightly so for the cock up yesterday), and wanting to replace him, but by and large he has performed very well during 2026 for us.

It's unbelievable how salty Karen FC are still. Pathetic!

We normally come second when promoted though, no?

Right, I've not seen a genuine shirt up close so not sure if this is proper Totton Market in the 90s England shirt quality or a reasonable attempt 😂😂 The club crest is too small, as expected.

I thought Schmidt had left?

Annoyingly, this is where you need a last minute Shea Charles Humdinger 😥

Time to bring Larin on again

According to some AI thing, the average altitude of Southampton is 22 meters above sea level, whereas Portsmouth is 7. So technically we're already above them 👍

If we sell THB for under £20m I will indeed fall off my seat

Have you checked the board room? There may well be a 'Self destruct' button which automatically agrees £17m deals for players worth £30m plus. There is likely a sign next to it which says 'Do not press'. Fingers crossed no-one gets excited and presses it to see what happens.

Possibly, but not for £17m, surely? That's literally pressing the self-destruct button. Feels like a media campaign.