Noodles34

sometimes you have to do what's right for your family...

Apparently the FAB have a new 'ICE' force and they will be enforcing rules at West Brom, anyone found with a paper ticket will have their right hand chopped off and anyone found standing in the seated area will be kneecapped. FABia law is coming.

Who sits at away h=games?

I think I gave Lyanco covid when he was playing for us

this

yeah, pretty sure |I was there that night, replay I think?

Though away would be a nice trip

Port Vale at home There is no other wish list

Coming from the guy that said five minutes before the end of the game ’better to lose this than have extra time’ And I’m the stupid one? stupid for not caring about EFL fixtures so we can have a go at wining something? Fans like you don’t have a fucking clue.

Well, we’re not getting promoted now. This terrible result is going to screw up our season according to some of our fan base. I guess they’re not celebrating this at all.

Everything that’s wrong with modern football fans

Yeah I am. It’s the FA Cup.

Dunno why we have turned up. Surely people want memories of trying to finish in the top 6 this year than a pointless cup run?

Was he not offside then?

Broken mate. Thanks for the concern

What happened to the Away reset for 2026?

A good night for Ryan Mannng all round. Good win and a cracking dish on Masterched tonight

Is Tonda okay now? Cause I’m confused as sometimes it seems like the whole fan base want him out and SR have fucked up again, and sometimes they don’t?

It has taken longer to recover than I imagined. Before I left their confinement, I had to sign an NDA and give a sample of urine, both held on file for the duration of my life. I think I am allowed to say this though: The FAB are real, they are here and they are watching, listening and reading every word. They live in the corners of your mind, they stand behind the shadows of your terror and they watch over you while you sleep. You should take them seriously, very seriously indeed. The confinement is real and there are people in there that haven't seen the light of day for many a year. The old gasworks is somewhere you really do not want to venture into alone. The screams will haunt me forever. They tried to reason with me that the 'Bubble' for for my own safety, that if it had not happened then millions would have been slaughtered along Goldsmith Avenue, I said the League game just a few years earlier had no real incidents... I wish I hadn't cause that is when they sent in Sarah and she wasn't wearing her Saints top, it was far more intimidating. She said that 2019 didn't exist, it never happened and it was all AI bullshit, we'd never even signed Danny Ings. But I wasn't breaking, I was strong and they were getting impatient, they sent in Yasmin to try and fluff me up, but that didn't work either so there was no option left, they sent in a tag team due of Football Martin to interview me whilst P Diddy Pete Dawson danced in front of me. Basra, Helmund, Hanoi, hell holes I guess but this was a different scale. They broke me, I confessed and then had to await the verdict. I'm out on bail, they are deciding my fate and at anytime (probably tomorrow night) I might be pulled by Yasmin maybe, or even Master Chee, I just pray it won't be Sarah in that get-up again. That's all I can say, I've probably said too much. If you see this man tomorrow night as you walk to the ground, you will understand the look.

Just got out of solitary, nerves shattered, broken at the moment.. need to get home and reflect. Will update you later. what was the score?

For those paying sky or tnt, have a head wobble, either cancel or don’t fucking moan. Better still, get an IPTV sub for about 60 quid a year. If anything fucks em, that is it.

I’m worried for tomorrow now. There’s been enough time for the FAB to work out who I am and I have a feeling that @franniesTache may have used the ‘grassing hotline’. As I walk through the Itchen North turnstile I will remind myself of when I crossed the Thai/Malay border with 2k worth of Kit Kats and the composure I kept. However, this is the FAB, another level, got a bad feeling about it.

Me and a mate broke the bubble for the return, we both live near Botley and it seemed non sensical getting a coach and the slow journey back to the city centre, to celebrate nothing and then train it back to Botley, via Eastleigh.... just didn't add up. So we hung around, hid and waited for the coaches to depart and then left the area and ended up at Fratton station, which was quite amusing. It was the most fun I have had at a match for a while to be fair, so roll on the bubble next year, I'm all in!

Doesn’t really matter as apparently we can’t win it or we are too worried bout missing the opportunity to remember the season when we finished 5th in the playoffs