Pancake

Yellow card.

If I was a lesser man I would be getting my snickers in a twist over this move from biscuits to chocolate bars.

True, we should all stop speculaasing and just wait.

You're fairing well though.

Is that a dig at Steve and Bajjer?

Of course I did, I was on a fig roll that's all.

Stop being Jammy Dodger and join in.

Charlie? Dutch? Blow? Keep it on track guys, biscuits not drugs. Mkay.

Think it helps that Armstrong has been hob nobbing with some sports journalists.

Les likes the look of Garibaldi I've heard. #ITK

Custard Creaming myself.

Cookies? Biscuits? There is no such thing as coincidence

Are... are you saying that this Janssen fellow has... has morphed into Ronald? Like some kind of David Icke reptilian overlord? Is this the start of the end times? Holy ****! Hoard the biscuits, collect your Tony Bennet records and run to the hills! Run foooorr you're liiiiiiives!

Pretty sure Tony Bennett didn't sing "Games People Play" pal.

Hmmm. Volvo. Vulvo.... Vulva..... BRENDAN RODGERS! Zlat is off to Celtic [emoji20]

It's Hob Nobs, not Clubs. Can you even get those anymore? I need to know.

Will this move from pink wafer to choccy hob nobs put more of less pressure on Zlatan? Cmon ITK, spill em.

Choice. Must pop to Tesco in a min.

Malted Milk?

You've just copied that wholesale off Connor Armstrong on Twitter you ****ing fraud!

Biscuits!!

Pr|ck tease [emoji12]

No worries. You tie yourself up in a knotted ball of angst and dread then, in off for a run. Chin chin old boy, toddle pip.

We don't. We get on with our live and don't worry about something we can have no possible influence on. Let is run out how it will, get on with your day and enjoy your life.

Woah, this dog can, like, talk man! Hey.