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And Portugal haven't won a single game at 90mins. In fact, they have only won 1 match in open play and that was at 117 mins. Amazing.

JRod and Chaz, innit. EDIT: Curses beaten to it!

Hopefully my "Fonte to score at anytime" bet will come off tonight. 33/1

Not sure that means what you think it means...

What's this gross misconduct thing?

Wh.... What? [emoji33]

****. Just burst out laughing on a conference call.

Welcome Claude and good luck. But please, it's either top button open and no tie, or tie and top button done up.

Do we usually have a sponsor on the training kit? Maybe it's the 3rd kit.

Something like Southampton would be the perfect club for him, a "nice club" to join.

Confirmed by Saints Twitter.

9. We carried Kane all match. Absolutely useless.

That last bit is interesting.

You've missed Juanmi from 2016

Quality player and the one I hope we don't lose this summer.

Blimey, I must have missed the mark up on Wanyama and Juanmi for them to total 47.

Top post.

I think Watson is, but not sure about Lee. Feel he might well be given the elbow by a new man.

Seriously? Do people on here not actually live in the real world? Do you think Virgin Media didn't conduct a massive amount of due diligence over every aspect of the tender for sponsorship? Do you think Les Reed purposefully undertook an act of hiding a risk that the manager or player might leave very soon to a possible sponsor he is courting? ****ing hell, this place never fails to amaze me.

No I'm full thanks.

You call Juanmi a star player? It's just that you used the plural and I can only think of Vic and Juanmi that have gone this window.

He isn't African. [emoji848]

You're 40 years old yeah? Just guessing from your uid. So surely you should see it for what it is. We don't always sell our best players; we sell the ones on the last year of their contract, the ones that want away and the ones we can make the most markup on. It simple business really. The ones on a year left will be a dead asset at the end of next season and will go for nothing. The ones that want away might as well be sold *if* we get what we want for them. The ones that are worth a lot will be sold if we can get the price that matches the current market and we have another player lined up to replacement. Those ones may well be the best ones, but we've sold Juanmi this close season and I don't think anyone would call him one of the best players. Saints are not a charity, they have to make money for their owners.

In your ****ing face Connor! [emoji867][emoji867][emoji867] Yeah baby, I beat him!