Pancake

Sounds good but being the sad ****ing loner I am, I've got no Saints-mates to team up with.

Martina makes team of the week [emoji23][emoji23]

I don't see it as embarrassing for Saints. With the Barnsley bloke I was "oh what a ****" didn't even think about the club. Same with Fat Sam, my first though was "what a dickhead" but no real emotion towards the team he was manager of at all. If Black does get sacked the only people who will be worried about it affected the club or the view of the club are those on here.

Bye bye!

********. That'll **** my kids off no end ffs

What an album. Takes me back to long dark nights at Uni, a toke or two and bottle of cheap scotch.

What? Confused.

Cannot wait to walk into work tomorrow. ****ing ace.

I loved 3 hours ago when Bateman posted it.

Defender Mausaku out for the Hammers. Played 5 Prem games this season apparently. Will they be light at the back?

2017?

Tube to West Ham, drink there. 15 min walk along the Green Way to the Olympic Stadium.

Are we to assume Andy Carroll will play and score like he always seems to do no matter how injured/dead he seems to be the week before?

Jones, WGS, Burley, Adkins? Edit: ignore me, I see you said 2 full seasons.

Good.

Have you missed the last week of your life?

BBC Radio London were saying he was bossing the game opening 20 mins.

Beattie and Fabrice Fernandez both I think.

FWIW, the StatsZone dashboards for the 3 "strikers". I've also added Tadić for completeness of the attacking play:

Hammers [emoji23][emoji23]

So did West Ham.

Any terrestrial highlights on? Watched on a stream but want to show the kids the highlights.

Jesus wept. Thought we might at least try. Glad I didn't take the day off work to get down there for it.

Which looking at his Instagram stream is absolute ********. Unless Rui Fonte, Nigel Farage and his kid playing on a plastic crocodile are all now Portugal players.

In place of, rather than "versus" I thought.