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JWP, Targett and Redmond [emoji41]

Shearer talking up the Pelle / Eder partnership on the Beeb. Can we swoop for Eder then?

Yes, this. Shame how some people are so knee jerk when it comes to players and signings.

Good Christ no. He is an absolute joke of a footballer.

Still think it was a simple mid-hear on your mates part and it's actually Zlatko Junuovic from Breman that we are/were in for.

Link to the 442 article for those who aren't on Apple or who don't use Apple News service: http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/southampton-feed-englands-bloated-big-boys-how-long-can-they-dine-fine-themselves

Ropey Belgium defence tonight. The Welsh will get a chance or two.

For every "the Nice boss" he is also the title winning Monaco coach. But some people are born downers I guess.

Wtf? I know it's Friday afternoon and all that, but steady on old chap. All he did was say Black isn't as bad as all that; he did **** your wife whilst petting your dog!

Says Batman, furiously beating his bishop as he closes his eyes approaching climax. He shouts. "Pellaaaaahhhhh". Silence. He sniffs.

And Portugal haven't won a single game at 90mins. In fact, they have only won 1 match in open play and that was at 117 mins. Amazing.

JRod and Chaz, innit. EDIT: Curses beaten to it!

Hopefully my "Fonte to score at anytime" bet will come off tonight. 33/1

Not sure that means what you think it means...

What's this gross misconduct thing?

Wh.... What? [emoji33]

****. Just burst out laughing on a conference call.

Welcome Claude and good luck. But please, it's either top button open and no tie, or tie and top button done up.

Do we usually have a sponsor on the training kit? Maybe it's the 3rd kit.

Something like Southampton would be the perfect club for him, a "nice club" to join.

Confirmed by Saints Twitter.

9. We carried Kane all match. Absolutely useless.

That last bit is interesting.

You've missed Juanmi from 2016