Pancake

Well I've just done the best part of a bottle of Merlot and this thread has not sobered me up at all. Lying ****.

Hope this pushes up and one day we can reach the heady heights of Everton with their 190... No wait 60.... No, hold on 40.... 35....20.... Ah there they are. Oh. Right. Ok. 13. Well. Yes. Big. Massive.

Fraser

Me or No

£16.99 per month (plus line rental)

Nah, watching the video it looks like the did the advert work on the pitch oust the youth tournament that was there last weekend (hence the small pitches on the pitch). I expect they wanted to release at the weekend but with all the **** at the moment delayed but a day or two. Pretty amazin it didn't leak out properly after they sprayed the ****ing pitch!

Good news. Even better that there is no chance of them moving to Merseyside, ain't never seen a Virgin in Liverpool.

Another vote for Alzheimer's Society.

Can we have a bit of time to appreciate this post please. Top.

Nope. RK and FdB both had Agent A. RK moved to Agent B when Agent A only pushed forward FdB for Everton and not RK.

Singular? Oh When A Saints Goes Marching In? Hmmm...

Is Lard actually Neil Allen?

Sigh.

Like Phil Jones?

Pellegrini and Kelvin [emoji33][emoji106]

The longer the silence from the club the more I think we already have our new man in place and are just waiting for all the i's to be dotted before we go live with it. It will be someone we haven't discussed on here on in the press.

Did he really fail at Spurs?

Ok... wrong time of the month to crack jokes around Un'Appy. (Shuffles away whistling a pleasant tunes)

That is true, as if he did he would be called Un'Appy.

Sorry, £15m for Dann? You've got to be ****ting me!

Shhh, keep him guessing.

And yet you made 2 basic errors. Oh well.

Not Dubai and Tijuana then?

Sexy football

Interesting barbering bits in there. Interesting...