Pancake

Fine. And people wonder why this place is dying.

"Book him, Hypo"

Been sent a text saying, and I quote, "whoops, big injury for Sunday. Be interesting to see how this changes the style". From a Saints supporting friend who works as a freelance journo. I've asked him who, but he hasn't replied for a 4 hours now. Anyone heard a whisper of anything?

I know nuffink guv

Later today IIRC

Best yet. by a long way....

Oh the bantz

****ing hell, who would have thought that 3 players out of the team went to the World Cup this year!

Was he quick?

I'm sure West Brom will love it.

Let's just say that on tapatalk it's looks, err, confusing.

Confusion eh?

"Run it off ffs" "But Dad, there's a bone sticking out of my shin" "Man up!"

He's here, he's there, he's got some gorgeous hair...

On the pitch and he's in On the bench an he's out In out in out Ron shakes him all about You do the Jacky Corky and you turn around That's what it's all about Woah Jacky Corky, woah Jacky Corky. Woah Jacky Corky. He scores Saints win rah rah rah.

He keeps a close watch on the right hand side He keeps his eyes wide open all the time He'll even try to shoot from the half way line Because he's fine... NATHANIEL CLYNE!

I made it 1.18 seconds.

"Because you're mine, NATHANIEL CLYNE"

My kids sing "Walk the line" for him when it plays in the car.

Remind me not to play Jenga with you JBS!

TRANSFERS IN June 14: Ayoze Perez - Tenerife (undisclosed) June 14: Jack Colback - Sunderland (free) July 14: Siem de Jong - Ajax (undisclosed) July 14: Remy Cabella - Montpellier (undisclosed) July 14: Emmanuel Rivière - Monaco (undisclosed) July 14: Daryl Janmaat - Feyenoord (undisclosed) August 14: Facundo Ferreyra - Shakhtar Donetsk (season-long loan) August 14: Karl Darlow - Nottingham Forest (undisclosed) August 14: Jamaal Lascelles - Nottingham Forest (undisclosed) TRANSFERS OUT May 14: Dan Gosling - AFC Bournemouth (free) May 14: Conor Newton - Rotherham United (free) May 14: Jonathan Mitchell - Derby County (free) May 14: Shola Ameobi - released May 14: Michael Richardson - released May 14: Steven Logan - released May 14: Brandon Miele - released June 14: James Tavernier - Wigan Athletic (undisclosed) June 14: Romain Amalfitano - Dijon (undisclosed) July 14: Mathieu Debuchy - Arsenal (undisclosed) July 14 - Sylvain Marveaux - Guingamp (season-long loan) August 14: Adam Campbell - Fleetwood Town (one-month loan) August 14: Karl Darlow - Nottingham Forest (season-long loan) August 14: Jamaal Lascelles - Nottingham Forest (season-long loan) September 14: Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa - AS Roma (season-long loan) September 14: Hatem Ben Arfa - Hull City (season-long loan)

Errr, didnt Pardew leave us just after winning our first trophy in 30 odd years? The above makes it sound like he got us to the bottom of L1 and legged it.

Tell you what, these new Dutch posters are on as good form as our new Dutch manager.

Surely if Citeh win we slip down the table though?