Pancake

I ****ing love you Bearsy.

Can't wait for the chants... "oh he's so scorey, ohoh he's so scorey. Oh he so scorey, we love him Long time. " Imagine the Northam singing that!

2 down, 2 to go (well let Lambert off)

Why do people bother to create fake accounts on Twitter?

But you can still guarantee he is leaving, maybe, possibly. Well, guarantee it might kind of happen yeah trollette?

If things need to be worked out, then it's not definite then trollette.

But you said you would guarantee it? Maybe you mean "I hope" instead yeah, little trollette.

So if I punt £1000 on AB to leave Saints in the window, you will pay me back if he doesn't? As in, you will guarantee it? That's what you are saying yeah?

Money back?

Boring generics again.

It's like having Mystic Smeg on here isn't it. #obvious&boring

Wow, killer stats. Bearing in mind he is replacing both Osvaldo and Jrod (assuming Pelle is the new Lambert)

1 Long = 3 Lamberts? *sigh*

****ing hell.

Straw that broke the camels back for me. Not ambition if Shane FourGoalsForHull Long is the type of player we want to bring in. A terrible throw back to a style of football I hoped had been killed, cremated and sown on a lake. **** sake.

If we sign Shane Long I will burn my trousers off. Horrible pikey.

RK better get the gro-bags out then as we need some.

I know it doesnt matter in the grand scheme of things, but I really wish we were linked with some English (or even British) players. (Forster aside, natch)

Are the windows locked in your office? Everything has blunted edges? Does the water taste "different"?

You can create an album on your profile page and upload them to there. Easiest and better than giving them to a 3rd party like Photobucket etc.

Normal awesome, or foam finger awesome?

Imagine the team if all these newbies and "would be goods" came off: Forster Clyne Richards Vlaar Rojo Sinclair Wanyama Taider Tadic Huntelaar Hernandez Subs: Boruc, Fonte, Cork, JWP, Pelle, etc.

Says Steve, counting up the SWF subs pot...

"muscular" iirc, so could be anything.

As reported the other day, this second one was to double check on his minor injury.