Ludwig

Though, tbf, Shanghai could easily be any other city in the world, were it not for the masses of Chinese people. Beijing and Xi'an were much more different in terms of experience.

A karaoke bar in Shanghai, soon after a group of us had entered the booth, an equal amount of prostitutes were also shepherded in. F*cking weird, indeed. Blue Lagoon, Iceland. 'Out of this world'.

Listen to Kid A and Amnesiac, properly, then say they're overrated.

They want him still, but can't afford him.

Anyone heard anything about Kazenga Lua-Lua in on loan?

I am going to randomnly bold things and make outlandish predictions based on absolute nothingness and mention Notts County and other such teams on a mere whim. Therefore we must be doomed.

From someone else, or your ketchup/mustard?

I can't deny it tbh.

Ashley Cole joined the group 'The vibrate function on my phone is not powerful enough'

Oba Martins & Kanu are attending their joint 40th Birthday Shindig - Celestine Babayaro & Tijini Babaginda like this.

Southampton FC have lost -alpine_saint likes this

Roy Keane is taking his dog for a ****.

Wayne Thomas poked you Wayne Thomas is out for 18 months

Tony Adams has crashed into your Wall

Harry Redknapp has taken the "Which TV personality are you?" quiz And the answer is Bagpuss

Teddy Sheringham poked Danielle Lloyd Jermaine Defoe poked Danielle Lloyd Sol Campbell poked Matt Taylor Sol Campbell poked Jermaine Jenas -Ashley Cole likes this Marcus Bent poked Danielle Lloyd Sol Campbell poked Ashley Cole Jamie O'Hara poked Danielle Lloyd Ashley Cole: Can someone ring my mobile, I think I've misplaced it -Jermaine Jenas likes this

I don't think they have any fans of their own tbh, most people at games actually support another team. Behind where I often sit at Watford, sit a West Ham fan, Spurs fan and Blackpool fan in a little group.

-Bradley Wright-Phillips became a fan of mobile phones -Nathan Dyer likes this, Ashley Cole likes this

-Jermaine Pennant tagged in Birmingham City FC

With the leaked track the other day, I am suspicious of this statement by Thom and reckon he's f*cking with the media and that a new LP isn't far off. (Also, he didn't say no albums ever, but that he can't be arsed atm with the process of orchestrating a whole themed driven cohesive LP) (Also, Radiohead are f*cking awesome and anyone who disagrees is a f*cking cretinous philistine)

He wasn't very good for Watford when I saw him, and Watford fans generally don't rate him at all.

Stoch's on loan in Holland or something.

He'd be crap and lightweight in either position, Chris.

I'd hope it's Michael Woods.

Hopefully not Bridcutt. He's like Gillett, but not ours and more lightweight.