Ludwig

Not a pen. No chance.

Ryan Smith is shocking.

Absolute joke. Thrown it away after 5 ****ing minutes.

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They're pretty well-known to be competitive in this sort of way. Either way, I think this rumour is complete crap.

They're well-known to be rivals, buying up a football club to spite the other brother is probably quite likely.

Definitely recommend reading this.

I'd rather play Holmes than Skacel.

But with your websites, surely you should be rolling in it?

Skacel was shocking today. James got raped by McAnuff. I'd love James in the centre of midfield, he's not afraid to tackle.

I've never said I was a Watford fan. I see superfan wasn't at the game today.

Well, I was sat in the home end. I don't think the people I sit with were too happy in the last minute today... got a few nasty remarks after accidentally celebrating.

It wasn't really a game of two halves. We were pretty decent at times in both halves, same as them. It's just that it was far more open 2nd half that chances were created for both sides. Smith and McAnuff should've scored for them, as Euell should have had two for us. Missed chances for both sides but on the balance of play I reckon we dominated a bit. McGoldrick should play in the hole though, he can't defend but his passing is decent; needs some discipline positionally though.

If we had strikers who could finish and actual full-backs...

F*cking awesome. SIZE! Absolute beast of a free-kick. Davis at fault for their first, really should've saved it. James is what we need in midfield, not scared to tackle, a liability at RB though, got raped by McAnuff. We were quite lucky not to go 3-1 down but a point is far on the balance of play. JPS! F*ck yeah. Euell really needs to learn how to finish. Had a couple of wonderful chances.

I really hope we win. I don't even care if we go down, as long as we win this game.

Tommy Widdrington.

Are you sure these are real? I think you've been stitched up mate.

Priskin is ****. Their midfield will probably outdo ours with Cork and Jenkins in the centre. Their defence is currently pretty solid. But with both Rasiak and Priskin out, it probably means Smith and Hoskins/Rose will play up top. Still fairly decent. I can't see us winning. F*cking Watford.

You'll be able to buy tickets in the home end on the door, they definitely won't sell out either.

Around 20-25 minutes, but the route is far less obvious. If you do go though: Walk out of the station, down Cassiobury Park Avenue, turn onto Shepherds Road past Watford Boys', turn left onto Rickmansworth Road and cross at the first opportunity at the traffic lights. Turn right onto Harwoods Road (first road) and walk all the way down, past the Tesco Express, all the way down through the wreck that is West Watford. Once you get to the end, you're practically on top of the stadium.

The one at the girls' school is pretty decent. Get there relatively early though, it does usually fill up fairly quick.

They don't even sing then. The only time they sing is when one of their players gets sent off - even then only to scream at the ref. Watford fans are truly terrible.

I'm going to go for a slightly less obvious one than those I was thinking of initially (Great Gatsby, Catch 22, Crime and Punishment, The Outsider) and go for 'Norwegian Wood' by Haruki Murakami. It's just really pretty. That's how I'd describe it.

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