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Got up to Liverpool too.

Odd. My car is uncharacteristically filthy after the rain too.

I've given this thread a relatively wide berth in recent days after scatter-gun accusations of attention-seeking started doing the rounds, preferring instead to follow the story elsewhere. A lot of faith was placed in the "never done before" Inmarsat doppler analysis. Can I ask whether people still have faith in these findings, given that they've turned up nowt so far?

Good shout, norwaysaint. With all the talk of burdens, think we might lose some players that fans would like to keep. As long as MP says he doesn't want them, promise kept.

A late late entry, but probably the winner. Super Mario 3D World. Released last year on Wii U. Kids recently bought this for me (and them, of course). It's outstanding, and what is perhaps most impressive is that Nintendo have had bits of this game lying around in various places for ages. The structure comes straight from the older Mario games, but perhaps having learned from the chaos of the multiplayer 2D games, the 2D plane has been abandoned. Gameplay reminds me of the mini-games in Mario Party, but tagged onto the Super Mario structure. The result is something that hits the retro spot, works in multiplayer and in all honesty, is probably the gold standard for this sort of game moving forward. Superb stuff.

The state of moderation around here is terrible. Haven't they processed your ban order yet?

Has your defunct Glasgow_Saint account been removed yet, Goatboy?

Mods; it's still alive and posting nonsense. Do the honourable thing and put it to sleep. On a related note Glasgow - I see encouraging parallels with the Transformers Movie of the 1980s, where Hot Rod becomes Rodimus Prime. I feel it really speaks to your situation, and should be consulted as a kind of bible as you make the transition to full time Goatboy.

Excellent, Unbelievable Jeff. Do we have a second? Thanks Glasgow, for bringing this to our attention. Your candour is much appreciated. We'll work to get you through these confusing times.

Fortunately, there is precedent for this sort of event. With Jamie, the mods simply banned the earlier account. Goatboy full time, GS?

The bastards didn't show us at all for seven years either.

Four-nil. No longer just a place in Southampton.

They're on their holidays, remember. Lolz

JRod. Again. Van Wolfswinkel at 8m a goal seems to be a bit pricey on Jay's evidence.

Perfect timing for the goal. Would have felt slightly aggrieved had we entered the second half without a goal, probably with a real feeling of "it's going to be one of those games". Newcastle had no chance to respond. Pardew's team-talk changed at the last minute, you'd feel.

Registered Users are scum, Tokes. They come on here, up to three times a day, giving it uneditable large about declining standards in TMS. Set blood to boil, Mr f**king Spock. Besides, I have it on good authority that the c after Richard isn't a reference to a surname at all. His parents were sufficiently inspired by the 1980s Accrington Stanley milk advert to start placing hard c sounds with a slight crackle at the end of words that just don't need them. "Oi Richard-ckkkk, your meringues-ckkk are ready", etc. Don't listen to this man, Richard-ckkkk. He is a cad and a bounder.

Pay your fiver, sonny. Even though we don't post all the time, we expect people to be able should the need arise (such as the BAP thread).

According to this Daily Mail article (Britain's least accurate newspaper), the plane was tracked flying at 43,000ft for 23 minutes. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2588109/How-got-After-Malaysia-Airlines-jet-said-crashed-Indian-Ocean-look-ended-far-course.html

What's the maximum altitude the plane can reach before people start dying of brain hypoxia?

Nah, it's an old one. Can't claim the credit.

Just get their 1983-1991 content in your bonce to start with, you noodle-armed choirboy.

Metallica are now joint favourites at the bookies. Seen them three times already. Very good live, but I'd recommend boning up on the classics if they're confirmed. Most of their early stuff isn't that listenable first time out. (awaits obvious joke)

It's a kippah with the Prince of Wales crest on it. Branding, innit?

Blimey. hypo has taste. Who knew?