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On another note, what sort of moron would allow this:- To be used as a publicity shot? Lawro is weird. Walks around Anfield like it's Moscow.

Liverpool were all over us at their place. We were lucky to only get beaten by the one goal, and that was before the influx of their new arrivals. Tomorrow will be tough. Head tells me not to expect anything. Heart tells me that Liverpool don't like coming to Southampton

Spudders, as you've probably surmised, I am very left-wing. Accordingly, I am delighted to tell you that you have just read that thread for the good of the people.

I have been ploughing the murky depths of the UI. TDD is not at sea. http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/fb_mb.php?m=v&t=77042#23

Done my bit, squire. Don't think it'll work. A lot of people don't believe in paying for stuff that is on the internet. They presumably have free ISPs.

Blimey, you reckon? On this evidence, I shall be emailing every Boxing Commission informing them that Tokyo-Saint, a poster on the popular SaintsWeb site, is utterly unfit to assess bouts. I know you had your heart set on it

I like popping in from time to time. I joined the site under combative circumstances, so I don't feel I have to be as nice there. Some good lads on there though.

I like Alps. He should come back. The nobs who jump on the abuse bandwagon are the idiots in my eyes. And btw, it's "bear", not "bare"! I am being a bit of a grammar Nazi, but this matters more than you might think. I was reading the comments on a debate on gun control. Some thick Yank was going on about the right to "bare" arms. Yes, you can weak fkn vests! It's the proliferation of guns that people are concerned with. See, it matters

I see he was his same articulate self when enumerating his reasons. I don't even know what he was accusing you of.

Can you post a link please? Their site is sh!te if you actually want to find anything.

Was never really about that though. A lot of reports that I've read suggest that Benedict resigned because it also clears the Curia out ( much like an incoming President ). All sorts of stories coming out of Italy at the moment, including my personal favourite, which is how the Vatican came to own the world's largest gay sauna!

A good deal of my time on here was spent responding to genuine trolling. The new intake of trolls are pretty disappointing, tbh. Even classic trolls like CB Fry have done 'emselves up by banging the Stoke drum. Re: new intake. At the point where it goes beyond the "ooh, I've had a thought in my head. I must start a thread!", I may get involved. According to TDD over on the UI, it's the likes of Barry Sanchez and 110 that have ruined this site

They gave me all them bananas when I got broadband installed in my mum's place. If they give you any more boll0cks, just tell them if it ain't done in time, you'll go somewhere else. It's amazing how much impossible stuff becomes possible. They tried to jip me on the 2nd installation date at my mums. I put my foot down. It got installed then. Just speculating, but if they're anything like any other large business, they're probably a mess internally, are oversubscribed and don't want to pay overtime. Put your foot down

Indeed Bazza, and I would be very careful about joining any of the more charismatic churches in Liverpool.

I appreciate you taking the time to clarify. However, given that for many people, it's all a load of made up boll*cks based on Pagan myths, the fine points are arguably of little consequence. Pleased to have been educated though. On the topic itself, anyone seen the latest about why Benedict resigned?

I ended up going for my first desktop in years. For me, it was the "how much time do you actually spend outside of your man cave" question that did it. The answer is not much, so decided to sacrifice portability for power. I'm presently in that happy place where my PC is all conquering. In about 2 years time, I'll be crying about how slow it is, probs

Your rampant fanboyism is noted again, Essruu. Once again, we see there is no Android only thread you can't pollute with your charity work for the Apple Corporation.

I'm not sure that's wise, largely because the Bearsy browser plug-in ( turns slang synonyms for schlongs into understated and classy objets d'art ) is not widely installed, and is unlikely to ever be. On a slightly more serious note, do you not think that calling it "BONERS" would:- a) deter people who do not like BONERS b) make it sound like a bit of a boys club c) give newcomers the wrong idea ( e.g. innumerable pictures of boners on the site )

I like you Comrade Tokyo. I spotted the king of the socialists in there (missing the point of socialism a little if I may add) but what I like best is the possible 1984-style revisionism in your latest post. I can't actually remember if you really did big up the Bear like some fetching little cheerleader, but I am pleased that you've chosen to make me right after the fact. Some of the more spiteful bastards on here would have said "no pap. I've got you bang to rights me ol' china. I refer you to posts x, y and z". You've gone out of your way to turn a wild accusation into an act of prophesy. I will use this when I eventually start my new religion, which I will call 9% ( a total winner, btw - I may have some bishop positions going ).

I have noted your dislike of both sort of Muppets (literal and metaphorical). I quite like "The Spank Bank" as a new TMS title, partly because it sounds dirty but mostly because it rhymes.

Ah, I don't buy it. You're like a cheerleader, with chants and pom-poms. Even when you're slagging our ursine username off, you're just adding to the general fabric of the Bearsy tapestry. Let us not pretend otherwise.

Given your billing, Bear - I can't help but feel short-changed by the poor quality of this review. Tokes is always banging on about how you're king of the Muppets, but when Muppet show content veers onto actual Muppets, you spend the vast majority of the review talking about the non-Muppet side of things.

I like people who start needless threads every day, even more so when they're doing so to court attention or perpetuate a well-worn agenda item. Makes the threads I start look like fkn gold.

Technically, the missus is on a rolling contract which can be removed at any time. In reality, I'm at that tipping point where I will probably be "tame" in the next few years.

The real shame is that I haven't even seen the new Muppets movie yet. I'm still processing the "more of a Sesame Street girl" comment.